#1
2 years ago me and ex split up. Pretty nasty where she wanted her new bf to give me a hiding and all that.

A year later she called me up, apologised for being a bitch and we reconciled, but we hadn't spoken since.

A few days ago she calls me up and really really wants me to come to her 21st, so much that she's txt me twice more to confirm I'm coming.

Should I be expected to bring a present of some kind? Just because it's her 21st?
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#3
Yea, a nice big "Present" should do the trick.
But seriously.
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#4
Bring money, if other people brought gifts you can give her the money. If nobody brought gifts you don't look like an idiot, because you will have put the money in your pocket.

Maybe put it in an envelope.
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Bring money, if other people brought gifts you can give her the money. If nobody brought gifts you don't look like an idiot, because you will have put the money in your pocket.

Maybe put it in an envelope.

That's my normal plan. And I've yet to find a flaw.
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#7
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Bring money, if other people brought gifts you can give her the money. If nobody brought gifts you don't look like an idiot, because you will have put the money in your pocket.

Maybe put it in an envelope.


This seems sensible.

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#8
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I like to use the money of things after the party if gifts were no brought. Usually on food.

Have you tried the ipod shuffle box? That should be sufficient size..

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#9
Take a dump in a box. Then she'll open it up and go "OH MY GOD, THIS IS POOP. SOMEONE POOPED IN A BOX AND WRAPPED IT LIKE A PRESENT." Then go "what? I thought it was a train set."

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#10
yes, dumbass, it's what you usually do at a birthday
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yes, dumbass, it's what you usually do at a birthday


Usually, yes. But circumstances where you haven't spoken to someone in over a year, who wanted you dead and tried to ruin your reputation by spreading malicious rumours about you prior, cause me to reconsider.
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Usually, yes. But circumstances where you haven't spoken to someone in over a year, who wanted you dead and tried to ruin your reputation by spreading malicious rumours about you prior, cause me to reconsider.


So yeah, my suggestion works quite well in your situation.. and in most others.

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#17
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Bring a 20 and if she looks like she wants a present, give it to her.


and hopefully I'll get a present of my own in return...
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#19
Give her a hundred. That way, it's not sweet, but it is expensive enough to make her feel guilty (if that's what you're going for). On the other hand, if she was a complete and total bitch,

1. Cut a hole in a box...
#20
Better yet, bring a card with money in it. That way you're in the clear in any direction,
#21
nothin says happy 21st like a nice cold beer. just show up with one and give it to her if you think you should
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A year later she called me up, apologised for being a bitch and we reconciled, but we hadn't spoken since.
1 - definitely buy a present. inexpensive, but something thoughtful that either of you would enjoy (not money).
2 - Wrap it and attach a greeting tag.
3 - Buy and sign a card. Take the time to add a personal message. Even just a single line thanking her for inviting you to the party adds something.
4 - Put the card in your jacket pocket.
5 - Conveniently "forget" and leave the present in the trunk of your car when you enter the party
6 - Wait to see how things go at the party before deciding whether a present is appropriate.
7 - A quick trip out to your trunk is all that's needed if you want to give the pressie along with the card, or just keep it for yourself if you think that's more appropriate.
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#23
get her a cheap bottle of vodka. Then insist that she opens it and drink half of it. So you are giving her half a bottle of cheap vodka
#24
Poop in a box and give it to her as her present!!!

She doesn't deserve any better...


Or am i being too harsh there?!
#25
Well, we did have a lot of good times. Then it got tainted by the split. Then she apologised.

I should just put chloroform in a perfume bottle and see if she likes the smell.
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#26
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Well, we did have a lot of good times. Then it got tainted by the split. Then she apologised.

I should just put chloroform in a perfume bottle and see if she likes the smell.


That is made of WIN!
#27
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Poop in a box and give it to her as her present!!!

She doesn't deserve any better...


Or am i being too harsh there?!
def too harsh. she did invite him to the party, remember?
maybe they still have some mutual friends and she wants him to enjoy hanging with them.

options open until the party unfolds is the best plan, imho.
two presents in the trunk is always a possibility. choose as needed.
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#28
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def too harsh. she did invite him to the party, remember?
maybe they still have some mutual friends and she wants him to enjoy hanging with them.

options open until the party unfolds is the best plan, imho.
two presents in the trunk is always a possibility. choose as needed.

I know if my ex invited me to her b'day i'ld give her some poop in a box for a present.
Might even top it up with some jizz...
Just to remind her of the old days!!!
#29
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two presents in the trunk is always a possibility. choose as needed.


So:
1. Poop in a Box
2. Chloroform in perfume bottle
3. Money in envelope
4. Unisex present I can keep for myself if I deem she is undeserving.
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#30
Why would you go to her party, I don't even talk to my ex just because she lied to me when she dumped me. It's been like 2 years.
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#31
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Why would you go to her party, I don't even talk to my ex just because she lied to me when she dumped me. It's been like 2 years.

yes, stop being her bitch and take some responsibility!!
Tell her she dumped you and its over, she lost you forever. And forever means FOR EVER!!!

And then spit on her face, hear butt her in the tits and leave.
#32
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Take a dump in a box. Then she'll open it up and go "OH MY GOD, THIS IS POOP. SOMEONE POOPED IN A BOX AND WRAPPED IT LIKE A PRESENT." Then go "what? I thought it was a train set."

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#33
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So:
1. Poop in a Box
2. Chloroform in perfume bottle
3. Money in envelope
4. Unisex present I can keep for myself if I deem she is undeserving.


This!!
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#34
Nah, I wouldn't. But a good principal to go by is would you expect her to give you one?
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