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#1
I'm a sophomore and there is this senior i saw today and she is WOW. She is short (which I like), curly hair, tan and just so beautiful and ****ing hot! I realize that its probably impossible to get a chance with her. But damn, i would love that. What could I do to make her notice me? In a good way?
#2
slap her ass
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#5
just walk up behind her and slap her ass.
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#6
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slap her ass



lol, beaten...great minds think alike?
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Haggard13 i are impressed
#7
Pull out your dick in front of her.

Make sure you have the proper sized equipment before attempting.
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#8
Walk around with no trousers on shouting "I'M A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT". She'll notice you then.

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#11
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lol, beaten...great minds think alike?


yes
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#12
Dont let her know that you think she is out of your league, act normal and calm around her and just be yourself...

If that doesnt work its not worth it, in my opinion.
#13
Talk to her? Best way to do it really. Any other method is pretty stupid. Just think what you would want if someone were to try to get you to notice them.
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#16
You can't have sex with her personality.
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#17
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Walk around with no trousers on shouting "I'M A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT". She'll notice you then.


trust me, I tried it and nobody noticed, totally not worth the effort.
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#18
Oh, I think I good question to ask is, are you in a movie?

I need this question answered before I can really help.
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#19
Here's an Idea, be yourself.
Don't objectify her,
Don't sexually assault her.
Talk to her, idiot.
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#23
There is only one way and I would NOT suggest it.

Get an extension and get her in a flick with her, if you know what I mean.

Or go to the relationship thread. That helps, too.
#24
Go up to her and ask her for her opinion on something... "my buddy's girlfriend found pics of him and his ex underneath his bed. She said he had to get rid of them or she was leaving. They are still friends though and he doesn't want to destory them or leave his g/f, what should he do"

Blah blah blah
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#25
Well, you could start by lying about your penis size.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

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#27
Quote by Haggard13
just walk up behind her and slap her ass.


with yo' dick

the answer is confidence my friend. you can be the ugliest mo fo ever but if youre confident, women will be strangely attracted to you
^I S*** you not compadre!


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#30
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You can't have sex with her personality.


I can tell you from personal experience that appearance has little to do with how good someone is at the dirty stuff.
#31
morale of the story: don't ask the pit.


EDIT: if you want a serious answer i mean. if you want to lol go for it.
Last edited by texzephyr at Sep 19, 2008,
#33
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You can't have sex with her personality.

And you can't put your penis in her college degree.

/obvious reference
#34
Make her listen to Opeth. She will have an orgasm and fall in love with you.
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#35
strap a bomb to your chest.... oh yeah, and pics
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#36
pimp her out to some horny mexicans for dirt cheap
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#37
Quote by srvflood
You can't have sex with her personality.


and I cant put my penis in her college degree

and I cant shove my fist in her childhood dreams..

So why's she telling all this information to me?
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#40
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not listen to Atreyu

I like Atreyu


but uhm...go in front of her face and ask if she notices yet.
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