Today is The Spoon's birthday, so i'm making this because he told me to

present time! because your name is the spoon, i got you...

a fork.

a watch for children, so if you get someone pregnant, you can get a watch after the birth


Dont ask why:

an old rover

Happy birthday!
i don't get it. y for?
"Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll,
Speed, Weed, and Birth Control,
Life's a Bitch Until We Die,
So F*ck this World,
Let's All Get High"

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Damnit! I was gonna get him a fork!

I need to improvise....

I got you this.

EDIT: ^You bastard.
Happy Birthday.

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At least he's not in the hands of Courtney Love anymore
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I stole you Kurt Cobain

Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
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Today is The Spoon's birthday, so i'm making this because he told me to

Did he threaten you?

Happy Birthday Spoon.
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Hapee Burfday!!


Oh. My. God.

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I stole you Kurt Cobain

happy birthday spoon!!!!

*high fives*
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Ozzy Osbourne
Rob Zombie
In This Moment
Age of Daze
Blue October
Inward Eye
Billy Talent
Rise Against
Theory of a Deadman
Pop Evil
Blink 182
All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
Does Spoony_Bard get anything?
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How are you so fucking awesome at music?

Happy birthday, Spoon.

I don't have anything for you because I'm broke.

ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

happy birthday bud
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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.