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So, when i was like, 10, i got into bonsai trees. Ya know, tiny trees in pots? I liked em cause i like the woods. Well, i recently found a book i had way back when. So i flipped through it for old times sakes, and i thought to myself, "This would be fun now that i'm not a dumb kid. Sorta." So one thing led to another, and im not prepping myself to go out this spring and find a suitable tree to either transplant into a pot, or to take a cutting off of. So heres my question. Am i a dipshit? And, are there other UGers who have an interest in this? If so, i need advice.

P O E.
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lol he "likes the woods"

hahahahahahahaha
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#7
lol, there cool i guess
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#8
dipshit status is strong with you
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#9
Thanks guys, i knew laughs would be had at my expense. Seriously though, its bed time.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#10
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Thanks guys, i knew laughs would be had at my expense. Seriously though, its bed time.

have fun with "woods" tonight
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#12
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You are a dipshit, not for that, but for asking on here.

kthxbai.

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This. Hahahahahaha. jk

I say go for it.
#13
I used to like bonsai trees too!! true story.

I have a booka bout them, and kept on telling ym whole fmily anout them. Like "you rpune this prune that" 'Did you know about grafting? its when you put two dif plants together! it's cool!"

I grew out of htat stage thoguht excus emy typing.
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#14
Whatever makes you happy.
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Last edited by Vikingx at Sep 20, 2008,
#15
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Whatever makes you happy.

Well now you make it sound like im gonna go suck somebodies porksword. Besides, my personal life has nothing to do with my gardening genepool. Thanks Grandma, couldnt give me cash, she had to give me a desire to grow things.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#16
I herd u lyke teh woodkipz.
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#17
Go for it, Woody.

I'd grow stuff, but I'd be too lazy to water it.
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#18
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Go for it, Woody.

I'd grow stuff, but I'd be too lazy to water it.

Woody? Do i smell a nickname? Oh, Shard Prime, i've never had a nickname from a UGer before.


Do. Not. Sig. This.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#19
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Whatever makes you happy.


this.

i mean if TS likes playing with wood then thats his choice.
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then my profession would be staring.

#20
....small wood? haha

(bonsai joke)
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#21
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Well now you make it sound like im gonna go suck somebodies porksword. Besides, my personal life has nothing to do with my gardening genepool. Thanks Grandma, couldnt give me cash, she had to give me a desire to grow things.


You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! You're gay as $hit for even bringing this up... I was just trying to be nice and humor you you queer tiny tree snipping poof.

How does that sound?

What did you expect from UG?
#22
playing with wood is cool guys...


...


...


IF YOU ARE GAY!

no jk ts bonsai is cool
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#23
Sounds wonderful, Vikingx. I guess i was expecting as much enthusiasm as i got for my diabetics thread, or the pompadore group im in.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#24
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Woody? Do i smell a nickname? Oh, Shard Prime, i've never had a nickname from a UGer before.


Do. Not. Sig. This.

Too late! >=P
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#25
like bonzai bvuydddy? the monkey whoe tells ytour creidrt card numberasA?
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#26
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Too late! >=P

I see no POE-isms on you're siggy!

Oh, wait...
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#27
Hey... I'm a gentleman.
I would never make a negative comment on the pompadour.
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#28
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Hey... I'm a gentleman.
I would never make a negative comment on the pompadour.
Clip on miyagi

Im too sleepy to know if this is an insult or not. So im going to assume its a compliment.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#29
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Im too sleepy to know if this is an insult or not. So im going to assume its a compliment.


No joke... I was told that I'm "Pre-diabetic" recently and I also am a working arborist... Funny how life works isn't it?
#30
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No joke... I was told that I'm "Pre-diabetic" recently and I also am a working arborist... Funny how life works isn't it?

If you actually get diagnosed, contact me. I've been dealing since i was 15 months out of my mothers womb. Its shit, i tell ya what. But girls dig it that you're a martyr and all.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#31
I think it's time you move past these amateur trees and you start growing some marijuana. Fun and profitable. It's win, win.

Think about it...
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#32
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I think it's time you move past these amateur trees and you start growing some marijuana. Fun and profitable. It's win, win.

Think about it...

First off, no. Smoke it, dont grow it. Secondly, i sigged you!
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#33
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I think it's time you move past these amateur trees and you start growing some marijuana. Fun and profitable. It's win, win.

Think about it...


Speaking of the womb... There's a good chance that I had a plant germinating while you were just a zygote.

**edit**
But I mean... That was a long time ago... and stuff...
#34
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Speaking of the womb... There's a good chance that I had a plant germinating while you were just a zygote.

You're old! I just looked at you're profile! Wow, i love old people.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#35
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lol he "likes the woods"



Whatever tickles your pickle.

I like the woods too. Not enough to grow little trees, but wutev.
#36
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You're old! I just looked at you're profile! Wow, i love old people.


Really?!? I love young people... That's why I have an extremely hot 22 year old GF. Livin' life vicariously is the $hit.

Been divorced twice... Ms. VikingX number 3 hasn't even been born yet.!
#37
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I used to like bonsai trees too!! true story.

I have a booka bout them, and kept on telling ym whole fmily anout them. Like "you rpune this prune that" 'Did you know about grafting? its when you put two dif plants together! it's cool!"

I grew out of htat stage thoguht excus emy typing.


I don't think you "grow-out" of an interest in horticulture, you just lose interest. It's not a juvenile-exclusive activity.

TS: I can't see how you;d be a dipshit for doing something you've taken an interest in. I can't give you any specific advice because I know nothing about plants and what not.
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#38
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Really?!? I love young people... That's why I have an extremely hot 22 year old GF. Livin' life vicariously is the $hit.

Been divorced twice... Ms. VikingX number 3 hasn't even been born yet.!

Wow... Thats messed up man. How about this, you even look at my 12 year old sister in 6 years and i'll shove a bonsai up you're diabetic ass?

By the way, for now i dig older women. 15, and i gots a 17 year old girl.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#39
you know what they say.......
you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think....
#40
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First off, no. Smoke it, dont grow it.


Well by profit I meant smoke it. There's nothing wrong with having one personal plant.

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Secondly, i sigged you!





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Speaking of the womb... There's a good chance that I had a plant germinating while you were just a zygote.

**edit**
But I mean... That was a long time ago... and stuff...


Haha. Close... but only if you were growing it back when you 11. If you were, you're a good man.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
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