#1
The woman across the hall from me is a notorious, semi-retired prostitute. She is known throughout the county as "The Sex Machine". She has HIV/AIDS. Unfortunately for some of our newer residents, who are frequently from other areas, they are unaware of her history. About a week ago she was ****ing someone in a car in the parking lot. This is odd, because they both live in the building, and could have gone to either of their rooms. She isn't discreet at all, and I can think of four people here she's done off the top of my head. I think she gets disability, but she is a drug addict, (every time I see her she's high, sometimes to the point that she doesn't know what's going on) and I think she does the part-time whoring to support he habit. There's no way to know if she's using a condom.
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Sounds hawt, does she have MySpace?

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#4
She's ****ed so many people in the past, who've gotten notices from the health department that they've been exposed to HIV, that people did the math. It's well known all over the county.
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#8
If the guy is too stupid/lazy to put on a condom when having sex with someone they don't really know then that's his fault for being a dumbass.
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If the guy is too stupid/lazy to put on a condom when having sex with someone they don't really know then that's his fault for being a dumbass.


I agree.
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#12
If you don't wear a condom while having sex with a hooker, than I'm damn glad your genes are out of the gene pool.
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#13
Pics? I can tell if someone has AIDS just by looking.
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She's ****ed so many people in the past, who've gotten notices from the health department that they've been exposed to HIV, that people did the math. It's well known all over the county.

have unprotected sex then test yourself. just so you can confirm if she has it
#15
do you mean "she has AIDS" or "hey guyZ dId Yoo heAr, Teh Hooker haZ teH AIDS!!"

theres a big difference

and if someone is paying for sex... they're wearing a condom, or just plain retarted
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She's ****ed so many people in the past, who've gotten notices from the health department that they've been exposed to HIV, that people did the math. It's well known all over the county.


So you know the people she bangs???
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But seriously, unprotected sex with a hooker = screwing yourself (metaphorically)
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#21
Well, since it's easier to transmit HIV from male -> female than female -> male, you may well be safe.
But just to be sure, wash your johnson in dettol.
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#23
Yeah, I've been meaning to get some aids lately, but they're just so damn expensive!
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Yeah, I've been meaning to get some aids lately, but they're just so damn expensive!

someone should create a centre, one thats purpose is to give everybody aids
and someone should go around and make sure every child has aids within a month

because we can't all loose weight with subway alone...
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If you don't wear a condom while having sex with a hooker, than I'm damn glad your genes are out of the gene pool.


There's the problem, you can live for years with HIV, and still reproduce, and if you pass it to the mother of your children, there's a chance the child will pick it up as well. Your genes are well and truly still in circulation, along with the virus.

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Well, since it's easier to transmit HIV from male -> female than female -> male, you may well be safe.
But just to be sure, wash your johnson in dettol.


As a general rule, you need to get an infected person's fluids into your own bloodstream somehow, so an intact penis is usually a safer bet, hence it being harder to transmit HIV from female to male during vaginal intercourse. Where this ****s up is if you have any broken skin on your dick, either from chafing or through sores left by herpes or other stds. It's easier to catch HIV if you already have genital warts children, and if you make a habit of having sex with crack*****s you probably do.
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#27
''Hey you, you have AIDS.''

''What?''

"You got AIDS when you mashed that hooker"

*looks around, proceeds to rape you*

"LULZ YU HAZ AIDS 2"


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#28
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someone should create a centre, one thats purpose is to give everybody aids
and someone should go around and make sure every child has aids within a month

because we can't all loose weight with subway alone...



Yeah it's allll nice and easy isn't it? It's your own choice to spend your money on subway instead of just investing it to get you and your family and friends aids. People need aids! And we as mature people have to give them some aids whether they like aids or not! Besides I am quite certain that they want aids. In fact....
....
....
....i'm HIV positive.


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#31
Well, Cindy told Suzie who told Adam who's gay told Laura told Becky told Samantha told Katie told Alexis told TS that the lady across the hall from him used to be a prostitute and has AIDS. So it must be fact.
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If the guy is too stupid/lazy to put on a condom when having sex with someone they don't really know then that's his fault for being a dumbass.



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#34
i would ALWAYS use a condom if its liek a new person im with or something

when youve been together a long time then it would be ok...providing i was on the pill

but i would go to a health clinic and get us both checked for diseases first
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