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#1
In This Thread: Talk like shakespeare
Quote by Chad11491
they would call it "new york" , just like we would call a german city like amsterdam , amsterdam....


The below statement is true
The above statement is false


Quote by JMack
My mom called me a son of a bitch.



Quote by gallagher2006
Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?
#3
thou are like a warted mushroom
Pull my finger

Quote by Explicit User

"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

Quote by madhampster
Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#4
Nein.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#5
I senseth a reportst of epics.
Irony FTW.

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Technology is completely unnecessary and complicates life.



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#6
Thy thread sucks thus I'm leaving it


(I didn't spell one thing correctly did I?)
#8
Thou art insulteth one's self with thy threadeth
Hull City A.F.C

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crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#9
This is a tale of events which hath inverted my life and led to my eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air township.

Begat & reared in western Philadelphia, spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy.

Ruffians ran rampant through the village, a scuffle ensued prompting my fearful mother to change my domicile to that with our kin in Bel Air.

I summoned a cart which appeared most gaudy, nontheless I beseeched the driver to take me to Bel Air.

Arriving barely after nightfall I bid the knave farewell as I relished my arrival at my new place of residnce.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#10
Thoust shouldst venerate thy mudkipz and pears..
Quote by dan ramP
RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
Quote by RSOB Bass
Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.


Likes to play thread games, also!

*[/dead]*
#11
Thou hath createth a stupid thread.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#12
Quote by CTFOD
This is a tale of events which hath inverted my life and led to my eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air township.

Begat & reared in western Philadelphia, spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy.

Ruffians ran rampant through the village, a scuffle ensued prompting my fearful mother to change my domicile to that with our kin in Bel Air.

I summoned a cart which appeared most gaudy, nontheless I beseeched the driver to take me to Bel Air.

Arriving barely after nightfall I bid the knave farewell as I relished my arrival at my new place of residnce.


*bites thumb in CTFOD's general direction*

Thou'st is clearly a Capulet!
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#13
Quote by FloyDZeD
Thou hath createth a stupid thread.

Heathen! Coateth thee in Welshmen and gravy, for thy curse hath behold me betwixt my genitals.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#14
Quote by CTFOD
This is a tale of events which hath inverted my life and led to my eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air township.

Begat & reared in western Philadelphia, spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy.

Ruffians ran rampant through the village, a scuffle ensued prompting my fearful mother to change my domicile to that with our kin in Bel Air.

I summoned a cart which appeared most gaudy, nontheless I beseeched the driver to take me to Bel Air.

Arriving barely after nightfall I bid the knave farewell as I relished my arrival at my new place of residnce.


loleth
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#15
Hark, among yee fools, none know how to truly use the language of Shakespeare

(neither doth I :sad
#16
Quote by CTFOD
This is a tale of events which hath inverted my life and led to my eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air township.

Begat & reared in western Philadelphia, spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy.

Ruffians ran rampant through the village, a scuffle ensued prompting my fearful mother to change my domicile to that with our kin in Bel Air.

I summoned a cart which appeared most gaudy, nontheless I beseeched the driver to take me to Bel Air.

Arriving barely after nightfall I bid the knave farewell as I relished my arrival at my new place of residnce.

thy story bathes in epic wineth fellow UG'erth.

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#17
So awful this thread be,
it giveth me HIV
and a canker in mine eye,
I wisheth I wouldst die
#18
Quote by MightyAl
So awful this thread be,
it giveth me HIV
and a canker in mine eye,
I wisheth I wouldst die

Thou art of the emo persuasion.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#19
Quote by CTFOD
Thou art of the emo persuasion.

Nay, I am most oft a cheerful soul; this thread however maketh me think Shakespear comedies are funny.
#20
Quote by MightyAl
Nay, I am most oft a cheerful soul; this thread however maketh me think Shakespear comedies are funny.

Ah, but the subtle humours and ironies contained in thine comedies are truly a feast for thine eyes and ears. I retract mine previous statement, lest thou think ill of me.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#21
Quote by CTFOD
Ah, but the subtle humours and ironies contained in thine comedies are truly a feast for thine eyes and ears.

Thou misbegotten reeling-ripe haggard!
#22
Quote by CTFOD
Ah, but the subtle humours and ironies contained in thine comedies are truly a feast for thine eyes and ears. I retract mine previous statement, lest thou think ill of me.

My gut doth rumbled 'ter I saw As You Like It at thy Globe.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
Mine lady, thou shall show me thine breast, or ye shall be removing thyself from 'ere promptly
NOPE
#27
Quote by Cheesepuff
We art not strange to love. Ye knowest the rules and I doth as well.


I dream perchance, of a full commitment.
Forsooth, from another gentleman, you would not receive this.
#28
I shall loleth towards thee, TS, for thou has shown utmost failure in the creation of this thread.
I bid ye farewell, Hollyoaks is on.
RULE BRITANNIA
#30
Quote by LordBishek
I dream perchance, of a full commitment.
Forsooth, from another gentleman, you would not receive this.

It would pleaseth me if thou were to hear of my instincts
Alas! You understand not, so I shall teacheth thy ways

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
Quote by Zero-Hartman
It would pleaseth me if thou were to hear of my instincts
Alas! You understand not, so I shall teacheth thy ways



Never shalt I let thee go from the embrace of mine passions,
Nor shalt thine faith in my character be misplaced!
O! I shalt never flee from and forsake thee
#32
Thou shalt not weep
And I shall never bid thee farewell
Or utter an untrue oath and wound thee

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#33
This humble play doth command pricks a many of pretense and prattishness to study mine script,
O it will be a study to many tender children,
whilst their tutor feeds them enough bullshit to fill elysium to the high'st brim,
about how one is t' most majestic playwright of aeons, despite my plays actually being shite.
#34
rite u ya wee prik am gonnae burst you then spit on yer wains an am gonna slash yer dug then ride yer maw ya jakie bastart
RULE BRITANNIA
#35
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Thou shalt not weep
And I shall never bid thee farewell
Or utter an untrue oath and wound thee


An eternity have I known thee for.
Thine bosom acheth with unrequited love for me
#36
Quote by LordBishek

An eternity have I known thee for.
Thine bosom acheth with unrequited love for me

Thou cannot speaketh the words on thy tongue
In thy soul, betwixt us, we verify this deed
Alas, this wretched play we know will be played!

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Thou cannot speaketh the words on thy tongue
In thy soul, betwixt us, we verify this deed
Alas, this wretched play we know will be played!


And if thou would asketh mine feelings,
pray, do not tell me thou art blind to my woes!
#38
Quote by LordBishek
And if thou would asketh mine feelings,
pray, do not tell me thou art blind to my woes!

Never shalt I let thee go from the embrace of mine passions,
Nor shalt thine faith in my character be misplaced!
O! I shalt never flee from and forsake thee
Thou shalt not weep
And I shall never bid thee farewell
Or utter an untrue oath and wound thee

Ne'er shall I let thee wander
Ne'er shall I let thee wander

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#39
TS: Now I lay thee down.
Sunn O))):
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#40
Where on earth is Brian, this was going to be blogged

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
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