#1
Don't you just hate them, I've got one now and it just won't stop whatever I do

I always seem to get them for no apparent reason and they last for ages

Anyone else like this?
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#3
tilting your head back is the worst thing to do. i've been told you can drown on your own blood.
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#5
I haven't had one for at least a year...
I miss them, they make me feel manly
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#6
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tilting your head back is the worst thing to do. i've been told you can drown on your own blood.


Were you talking to a moron when you were told that?
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Were you talking to a moron when you were told that?



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#8
I've had two nosebleeds in my life. One when I was about 6 and I tripped over the tail of my inflatable T-Rex and smashed my face into the leg of my bed, and the other one was in rugby. My fly-half and I both tried to tackle the fly-half from the other team and we swung around him and collided heads. Only problem was that my nose went into the top of his head. I broke it, but just came off because of the blood and snapped it back in. Couldn't play the first half on the next game because of the headache though. I got concussed pretty bad. (It was a tournament played over 2 days, 3 games per day if you were wondering why I played one after the other).
#9
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Were you talking to a moron when you were told that?



no when you tilt your head back the blood runs down your throat or to your lungs.
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#10
Quote by slipmaggot93
no when you tilt your head back the blood runs down your throat or to your lungs.

You're not old enough to learn about biology so shhhh.

Eating blood is fine, your friends a moron.
Blood going into your lungs is fine, they just diffuse into your bloodstream (because red blood cells etc are very small! smaller than your plastic toy dinosaurs.

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#11
Quote by slipmaggot93
no when you tilt your head back the blood runs down your throat or to your lungs.

I think you'd have to try to get it to do this for it to happen. It'd be easily prevented if you're not retarded.
#12
"my doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outta there!"
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#13
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tilt your head back. And stop snorting cocain, inject it.

Beat me to the Cocaine coment.

Yeah that shit'll make your nose bleed like a bitch
#14
Put your nose and wrists under cold water.
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"my doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outta there!"

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#17
I've never had a nosebleed in my entire life..
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#18
Have you been scaling any mountains lately? Or maybe just sitting atop a very high building? Not that I care or anything.

Wait, why did I even just type that shit? What a waste of time.
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#19
I never have sudden nosebleeds


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#20
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I've got one now


don't get any blood on your keyboard
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#21
If you have a really heavy/bad nosebleed, tilting your head is just going to make yourself sick.
From ages 11-14, I dealt with severe nosebleeds all year, I even had to go to the hospital a couple times because I had lost so much blood. (no joke.)
The easiest way to get it to stop, is to hold..where I circled in the pic.


If you feel around that area of your nose with your index and thumb, you'll feel the bone, and then the soft spot right under it.
Take a tissue and cover your nose, sit down and lean FORWARD and hold that part of your nose for 10 minutes.
Then, it pretty much just gets clogged up right there.

There's a couple ways to get rid of it.
You can hock it up as a (loogie?)
or you can blow your nose.
Blowing your nose risks your nose start bleeding again, but if it does, just rinse and repeat.


..It worked for me, when my nose bled for hours at a time..luckily I haven't had to deal with severe nosebleeds in years.
#22
With my last nosebleed, I just did a massive snot rocket (hold one nostril and shoot what's in the other one out) and i was fine. Bled a tiny bit, but after that it was gone.
#23
i have nosebleeds very often and then i just put a can under my nose and let it bleed till it stops,

but yeah it sucks
#24
Yeah I get them all the time. One time I fainted from blood loss then banged my head on a radiator, apparently. I can't remember.
#26
ive only ever had two in my life, one being caused by my knee on a bouncy castle and on by a door. which was hit; by my knee...
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#28
at school i got a nosebleed 3 years ago, and sneezed:| it was embaresing. i coverd al lmy stuff in blood.
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#29
pinch the bridge of your nose
and never lean backwards because you can choake on it

"If you get a nosebleed, sit down and lean slightly forward. Keeping your head above your heart will make your nose bleed less. Lean forward so the blood will drain out of your nose instead of down the back of your throat. If you lean back, you may swallow the blood. This can cause nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.

Use your thumb and index finger to squeeze together the soft portion of your nose. This area is located between the end of your nose and the hard, bony ridge that forms the bridge of your nose. Keep holding your nose until the bleeding stops. Don't let go for at least 5 minutes. If it's still bleeding, hold it again for 10 minutes straight.

You can also place a cold compress or an ice pack across the bridge of your nose.

Once the bleeding stops, don't do anything that may make it start again, such as bending over or blowing your nose."

http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/healthy/firstaid/basics/132.html


and when its stopped

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#30
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Don't you just hate them, I've got one now and it just won't stop whatever I do

I always seem to get them for no apparent reason and they last for ages

Anyone else like this?


Maybe it's all that anger you have built up. I can tell you're an angry person by the number of faces in your post.

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#31
Pinch the bridge of your nose and put a cold wet towel on the back of your neck. Stops the nosebleed in around a minute.
#32
Never had a nosebleed in my life.
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#34
If you take a nasal spray, talk to your doctor about other options.
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#35
haha getting a nosebleed and sneezing would suck
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#36
It probably means you have been exposed to nuclear radiation. You have roughly 17-18 hours to live.
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#37
Quit violently picking your nose and you won't have that problem.
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#38
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"my doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outta there!"

lol

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#39
Quote by slipmaggot93
tilting your head back is the worst thing to do. i've been told you can drown on your own blood.



you would have to be pretty stupid to tilt you're head back, gasp on blood, and keep it back


and I have no blood in me, so I don't bleed,

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#40
I get them for no reason too. One thing I've noticed is that if I drink a lot, I usually end up with a nosebleed the day after.