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So me and my girlfriend were at the pier sitting on a bench. Well, I was sitting on the bench and she was sitting on my legs.
And this kid (about 10-12 years old) comes and tries to sell me flowers, I told him I didn't want any. He insisted and insisted, then he told me to at least buy a flower for my girlfriend. I said "girlfriend? she's my sister." And then me and my GF started making out infront of him. He had a scared, confused and disgusted look on his face and immediately left without saying a word.
#5
Err..
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#11
thats ****ing awesome!

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#15
lol you are epic win
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#16
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haha

+500 cool points to you


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#19
:L:L I did that at a party a couple of months ago.
I was sitting down on a chair and my girlfriend was sitting on my lap cuddling into me and we were all talking to this random bunch of people we didn't know.
One of the girls were like- "So, are you boyfriend/girlfriend then?"
And I was like "Nooooooo no no, don't be silly, she's my sister !" then my girlfriend looked at me seductively and started to kiss me LOL.
The girl was mortified.
#20

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#21
OWNED xD

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#22
HAHA, I ****in love you man

best thing i've read on the pit

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#25
i think this man deserves a standing ovation
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#26
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#27
Joe Dirt..................

"I'm your sister,........... I'm your sister"......!!!!
#30
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So me and my friend were at the pier sitting on a bench. Well, I was sitting on the bench and she was sitting on my legs.
And this kid (about 10-12 years old) comes and tries to sell me flowers, I told him I didn't want any. He insisted and insisted, then he told me to at least buy a flower for my friend. I said "girlfriend? she's my sister." And then me and my GF started making out infront of him. He had a scared, confused and disgusted look on his face and immediately left without saying a word.

ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#35
ur gf might think u hav incest fetish now.....
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#36
ohhh god. now hes probably going to think that making out with his sister is ok. do you see what youve done?

but that was pretty funny. well done
#40
that's epic
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