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#1
i got 600/600 in Gcse Maths, so basically equal 1st in the UK, out of like 300,000 people.

win at maths = fail at life

a simple equation =[

in all serious i feel shit, i sprained my ankle so i had to stay in bed all day, well im quite active so that sucks

and im basically doomed never to get laid in my life... its quite depressing
#2
haha, you suck
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#4
... You did not deserve that spot.

Seriously I'd love to become first in the UK...


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#5
... thats a bad thing? this thread is hella random.
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#6
Dude you could make loads of money...

Then some of the ladies will love you...


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#7
props on kicking ass in the math test

Now go to college (for free cuz ur so damn smart) and just get sum skank really drunk and rape the shit out of her if u really wanna get laid that bad
#8
There's about six topics in this one thread.

You're smart. That's good. Just because you're smart doens't mean you're not going to get laid.

Chill bro.
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Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#10
Plenty of smart people get laid, easily.

Me for example.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
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props on kicking ass in the math test

Now go to college (for free cuz ur so damn smart) and just get sum skank really drunk and rape the shit out of her if u really wanna get laid that bad


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#14
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Plenty of smart people get laid, easily.

Me for example.


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#15
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Plenty of smart people get laid, easily.

Me for example.


This is a lie.

You know it's a lie.
Admit it's a lie.
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#16
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and im basically doomed never to get laid in my life...

Chloroform. Use it wisely.
#19
Hey be happy, at least this girl will still spank your wank:

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#21
I'd like to say I care....


...But I'm too jelous.


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#22
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#23
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I thought they chopped off your johnson when you joined Overwatch?

Oh, I forgot to mention.

By laid, I mean have my organs carved out and replaced with rusting mechanics.

It's a term us former humans use.

"Hey, did you hear about John? He got laid."
"Oh really?"
"Yea. He was chosen to replace Steve, who got killed by some glasses wearing asshole."
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You know it's a lie.
Admit it's a lie.

I prefer to call it a mix up in terminologies...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
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*ladder pic*

But I hope this will help you get the fuck over it.

lmfao!

btw, prove it?




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#26
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Cool. I Got a C.


I get A*s but I wanna be top o' the country !!


My expectations and targets aren't high at all.
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#27
My friend got 100% maths GCSE in year 11 too.

Next to that my 95% seemed exceptionally mediocre.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#28
heh id prove it but the letter for the press release is still at school though =] i normally do little errors coz im too arrogant and dont check... my mates are so pissed off, i was doing the coursework for like 10 minutes in geography the class before i handed it in

(EDIT: dude how sad would it be to claim you got 100% in maths if you didnt? its like you'd be a wannabe nerd... lowest of the low)

yeah im 16 so er... dunno where to get chloroform, rohypnol isnt an option either, suppose im probably smart enough to make something from various kitchen chemicals, but thats not how i roll lol

id smoke some weed, but im too much of a top ten nerd (its what my friends call me now, alongside frenchy and other more derogative terms) to smoke anything, my mum smokes fags and i have to say smells pretty rank, so any weed would be like 80% baccy anyway

oh yeah lol at the ladder =]

i dunno just seems a bit shit goin to school everyday, seein the same people, goin home, playin guitar, do a bit of work (pfft as if)
everythings always the same =[


cba to get a job, even though theres a 500 quid tele in my local store that i really want, and also prebooked reading ticket is £155
#29
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I get A*s but I wanna be top o' the country !!


My expectations and targets aren't high at all.


I was very lazy. I could have taken the higher papers 2 years ago, but decided to do the foundation apaers and got C'd in everythings...And a B...
#30
Get teh moneyz and then wimzinz

But my god, I would love to be that smart

But I guess I cant complain, I'm 15th in the whole year of my school (like 180 people).
#31
Haha. Well you have one thing to hold on to: When I'm with a chick, your in your bedsit fapping to Pythagoras
The Prime Factorisation of the number of the beast : 2x3x3x37
#32
600/600?
i'll sort out the never getting laid thing if you teach me how the f*ck to do algebra
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#34
The problem with this is that about 40% of the country gets full marks in GCSEs. They're so piss damn easy.
#35
Say Ocean: Hell yes i love bragging. btw i was 6th in the country at javelin. no jokes. =] bragfest ftw =]

Chubbychunks: I know they're piss. the achievement isn't in knowing how to get it all right, its actually making sure you dont **** up at all =]
#36
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Dude you could make loads of money...

Then some of the ladies will love you...



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#37
GSCE Maths was piss easy....try taking Add. Maths at GCSE and/or doing IGCSE.
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes"

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through"

#38
Quote by lozlovesstrats
i got 600/600 in Gcse Maths, so basically equal 1st in the UK, out of like 300,000 people.


Only England.

Blair is 1st in Scotland.
Last edited by blair30 at Sep 21, 2008,
#39
shool didnt offer additional, had to do statistics instead, and i find it so boring
so i cba to do further maths a-level, too much stats in it, im just doing the mechanics course. otherwise id have like 10 maths lessons a week, and that would suck bad, especially seein as im also taking physics and chemistry (and graphics but thats not the point)g
#40
lol GCSE.

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Cool. I Got a C.


I don't want to know, unless you get a C in maths at GCSE.

It shows you passed yet you were too cool to get a B, for example.

TOO COOL. Amirite?
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