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#1
It is his birthday today.
He is fine, but he is also drinking Cider & Ale.

I have to let you all know that.


Thanks.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#2
ok...
"Google Images is useless. I used it once to search for a photo of farm equipment and it showed me twenty thousand pictures of horse dicks."
#3
Oh God Why Is That Fricking Pear Banned?!?!?!?!
My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
ribbons of euphoria
#4
Happy Birthday Craigo.



Enjoy your present, it's a man with a frige-freezer.

Fridge-freezer not included.

Nor are batteries for the man.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#5
He wants more presents apparently guys.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#6
where's the love, guys?!

i don't have any ideas for a present so i got him...


wait... oh shi-
#8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WHITE POLAR REGION RESIDING BITCH!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I have no idea what's going on.......
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

#11
Happy Birthday to craigoooooooo
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#14
Happy birthday Craigo!!

I got you a smug looking frenchman who just wants to be your friend!

#16
Gotta love the sexy bear party.
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cakemonster..you are truly my hero
HONK
Quote by DeSean
HONK!I like your cake.
Quote by olif8
And Cakeface, why didn't you sig my

HONK!

from that other thread?


Quote by LordBishek

I can't stand it any longer.


HONK


Honk if you love cake! HONK!!
#17
Craigo! Your birthday is a day after mine. I tried to get some awesome hardcore bands like A Day to Remember to play at your party, but they were too busy stealing from children.

Happy Birthday
#18
Happy late birthday Spoon!

Yesterday was the only day where spoons were indeed cooler than forks.
#21
Happy birthday. I got you a drinking companion.

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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#22
Happy birthday for yesterday, m'dear, though I've already said it at least twice .

I got you a book. Think you'll like it.

There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#24
Happy birthday!




Enjoy....
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#28
Here, have a forest fire.



Happy birthday!
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#29
Quote by CTFOD
Here, have a forest fire.



Happy birthday!


Didn't get me anything on my birthday, you favouritist wanker.
#30
Quote by LordBishek
Didn't get me anything on my birthday, you favouritist wanker.

When's your birthday?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#32
Quote by LordBishek

Erm....


November


Here's an advance present. Vikernes!



I bet you won't remember my birthday, ya bastard


February 5th
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#33
Quote by CTFOD
Here's an advance present. Vikernes!



I bet you won't remember my birthday, ya bastard


February 5th


*writes it down*

Thank you for the beardy bloke, who is he?
#34
Quote by LordBishek
*writes it down*

Thank you for the beardy bloke, who is he?

A Black metal musician who was sent to jail for killing a guitarist.




<.<


>.>


Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#35
Quote by CTFOD
A Black metal musician who was sent to jail for killing a guitarist.



Oh wait, is that the dude from Burzum? I know he got put away for offing someone.

EDIT: I was right
#36
Yeah it is.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#37
No response from the man himself? He probably has a sore head today
#38
^ He's fine and dandy.

And tired.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#39
Happy birthday!

I got you a personal Ian Mackaye



He comes with a free Henry Rollins too!

I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#40
Yay. How old is he?
Quote by FrenchyFungus
I am not a woman as I currently claim


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I am actually a woman, unlike Frenchy
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