Hai Guise.

Mums birthday soon, and i'm out of ideas for gifts, so i turn to the puit, enlighten me with your creative insight into this situation.

aka. Gift Ideas.


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Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo

E-Married to Funny_Page
Give her the new Cannibal Corpse album that's coming out!
Epiphone G-400 Ebony
Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
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Get your mum a CD or something i dunno, we're not your shopping assisstants.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

tell her the present is in your pants.

you know what do from there
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way

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Pies? You're the drunk one!
Chocolate is the easiest thing - everyone loves chocolate. just the usual type of things - perfume, bath stuff, and something that I can't remember...

It'll come to me.
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cakemonster..you are truly my hero
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HONK!I like your cake.
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And Cakeface, why didn't you sig my


from that other thread?

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I can't stand it any longer.


Honk if you love cake! HONK!!
Thanks for the ideas.
I'll probabo go with CD and flowers.
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.

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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.

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Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
Dick in a box.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
ask her, i asked my mum what she wanted, she said she wanted cheap gold studded earings, so i went out and got them.

cost me 9 quid though
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'

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Do what I do, get her something that she'll like, but you also like.
Hello Thin Lizzy greatest hits, Jimi Hendrixes a band of Gypsies and Black Sabbath Vol 4.

Though she's learnt from that this year and is doing the same with my present
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Mangooo Chutneyyyy!

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
This is what separates the pros...
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Dick in a box.

...from the n00bs!
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**** in a box ???


+1 to this idea and +1 to St.Looney
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.

...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.

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Ahahaha, arn't you a funny original one?
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My Mum's is soon. I took some of her old photos that she keeps in plastic bags and have had them printed in a custom photobook which kind of chronicles her life from child to being a Mum. I thought it would make a nice change to the usual crap like jewellery and glow in the dark dildos.
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Official member of the "UG Fat Chicks Appreciation Club" (Yeah, no one will probably follow...)

Big Black Dildo
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
buy her an hour with UGs biggest penis, of course she'll spend the rest of her life looking for something to fill the void that will be created where her vag used to be.
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you again

damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
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i was watching tv with my parents and that comercial came on.

me ad my dad started laughing so hard we both cried, and my mom left the room with out a word.

we found her on the computer...
crit my rhymes?:

Lets Get Drunk and Fuck.

Subtle Arrogance

Do you realize, that i can clearly see your clitoris through your jeans?

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They're very religious, so they have butt sex to save their virginity.