#1


I don't know if it's "old" or not, but I find it funny.
Quote by ChrisN
...but before our bassist moved on to bass, he played guitar. He was trying to learn barre chords. To make his fingers stay, he sellotaped his whole hand to the fret board.
Then he got cramp and couldn't get the tape of without scissors.
#3
You find it funny? I think you might get a better response in a Kindergarten.
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#4
Come in.
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#6
It's been up here before.

And I don't even think it's that funny.

Pitch it to the Btards.
They'll think it's genius.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#7
My face shifted.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#8
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i lold



I did too.
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HONK
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HONK!I like your cake.
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And Cakeface, why didn't you sig my

HONK!

from that other thread?


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I can't stand it any longer.


HONK


Honk if you love cake! HONK!!
#9
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i lold



i olo'd
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I got a similar thing from playing too much Pokemon.

Magikarpal tunnel.
#10
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Knock, knock
Who's there? Who cares?


sorry man, i just had to.
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#12
I like to say "I've got an awesome knock knock joke, okay you start"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
*confused silence*
#13
While we are on the topic of knock knock jokes, this is for all the Scandinavians;

*Knack, knack
Vem där?
*Orvar.
Orvar vem?
*Knackkorvar.

Sorry to all the people that don't get it :P. Um...most of yous.
Quote by ChrisN
...but before our bassist moved on to bass, he played guitar. He was trying to learn barre chords. To make his fingers stay, he sellotaped his whole hand to the fret board.
Then he got cramp and couldn't get the tape of without scissors.