#1
"Can somebody help me? I shit out what looked like a bloody sock, and it smells like spoiled meat and shit. It's about 8" in length. It didn't hurt or anything, it just kinda plopped out while taking a dump. I already called a doctor, buy until my appointment, should I preserve it in a bag of ice, or should I just try stuffing it back in? I'm no doctor, so I have no idea what to do. Sweet Jesus, my butthole is all stingy and swollen. Any kind of help would be appreciated."

Is this just a copy paster much like the one where the woman was being "anally penetrated" by her son while she was sleeping?

Discuss.

EDIT: Link to the video
#4
link!

edit: nvm. id like to know what the doctor said... wow. " should i try to shove it back in?"
#7
I say we all thumbs up that comment.
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#8
he's got aids.

edit:
Way ahead of you slaytanic.
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Well, that's him and he says he 82, so, could be legit..
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#12
lmfao

shove it back in
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The movie version of Dreamcatcher. Ass-weasels.
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#16
It's a troll. Copy pasta.
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effin done dude. classic!
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#19
sounds like he crapped out an intestine
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I say we all thumbs up that comment.


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sounds like he crapped out an intestine

I know right. I want to do one of those craps now though.