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#9
You could ask her "want to go with me to home coming?"
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#12
this one kid gave her one rose per class period and each one had a note so it was like

1-red rose: will
2- red rose: you
3- red rose: go
4- red rose: to
5- white rose: now you see this rose is white and it would be my pleasure if you would go to homecoming with me on saturday night- *insert name*

it was something like that. i heard this one girl talking about it during studyhall on friday.
#13
Quote by dann_blood
You could ask her "want to go with me to home coming?"

Exactly. Just asking actually works...


BTW..bad place to ask for advice about this..
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And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#14
"Hey babe!, want to go to home CUMMMMIIINNNNG?"
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#15
"wanna go to homecoming?" and if she says no...

"have you met my good friend, Mr. Chloroform?"
#17
Quote by icesk8erqueen8
this one kid gave her one rose per class period and each one had a note so it was like

1-red rose: will
2- red rose: you
3- red rose: go
4- red rose: to
5- white rose: now you see this rose is white and it would be my pleasure if you would go to homecoming with me on saturday night- *insert name*

it was something like that. i heard this one girl talking about it during studyhall on friday.

That's really lame cuz by the second one she knows exactly what's going on...
#18
Quote by dann_blood
You could ask her "want to go with me to home coming?"


this normally does the trick
#19
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That is exactly what I was gonna say.


Great minds think alike.


But in this case, people who hang out in the pit too much think alike.
#20
Quote by strat335
"wanna go to homecoming?" and if she says no...

"have you met my good friend, Mr. Chloroform?"


or,

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
#22
Quote by icesk8erqueen8
this one kid gave her one rose per class period and each one had a note so it was like

1-red rose: will
2- red rose: you
3- red rose: go
4- red rose: to
5- white rose: now you see this rose is white and it would be my pleasure if you would go to homecoming with me on saturday night- *insert name*

it was something like that. i heard this one girl talking about it during studyhall on friday.


That's pretty stupid honestly. I bet it worked though.


If I went to dances which I don't 'cuz I am too rebellious I would stand in the middle of my school with a paper airplane with "Will you go to homecoming with me?" written in it, spin around with my eyes closed and throw it and then whoever opened it I would go with. I am trying to convince my friends to do this.
#23
If you already know her and are friends with her then just ask. If you aren't, don't ask because you'll look sketchy and she'll deffinately say no.
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#24
Break her foot, I once asked a girl to a dance after I broke her foot...

But she said no, so don't do that.
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#25
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Write the invitation on your dick, then whip it out when she's close.



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I even had a creative pun...HomeCUMming...get it ?
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#26
what the hell is

home comming
[A Portrait For The Deceased]

I swear they just went into the special ed. class and got one of them to slam their foreheads on the keyboard.
I once masturbated on some dudes arm.
#28
first off, are you a freshman?
secondly, think child. you cant give urself credit if its not ur idea

and no credit = no gettin laid
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your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#29
Quote by icesk8erqueen8
this one kid gave her one rose per class period and each one had a note so it was like

1-red rose: will
2- red rose: you
3- red rose: go
4- red rose: to
5- white rose: now you see this rose is white and it would be my pleasure if you would go to homecoming with me on saturday night- *insert name*

it was something like that. i heard this one girl talking about it during studyhall on friday.


That would suck if someone asked that girl after like her 2nd class period.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#30
Drop your pencil. When she bends over, pull out your dick and skeet all over her ass in the shape of the sentence "Wanna go to home 'cummin' with me?"
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#31
Quote by xBENx
what the hell is

home comming


in highschool its a cheesy dance

in college its a football game accompanied by a weekend of extreme debauchery and heavy binge drinking...

at least those are my memories
#32
Quote by xBENx
what the hell is

home comming


It has something to do with the commies
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#33
Quote by chris024
in highschool its a cheesy dance

in college its a football game accompanied by a weekend of extreme debauchery and heavy binge drinking...

at least those are my memories

I think he was referring to the way it was spelled..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#34
whatever you do, the good ol' "wanna come to homecoming with me" works, you need to deliver it well, with confidence, its alot about how you ask, not what you ask

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#35
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
I think he was referring to the way it was spelled..


im a terrible speller and missed that completely
#36
but if you want her to say yes. do something really creative. or infront of a lot of people. so she feels the need to say yes so she dosent hurt your feelings.

if you just say "do you wanna go to homecoming with me?"

then theres more of a possibility of her saying no

unless she already really likes you. then shell just get really mad at you for not being romantic.

theres a lot of that going around at my school right now
#38
just go to her house on the day of the homecomeing. and tel her bitch get dressed were goin to homecoming
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#39
Ok, here is what you should do. Kill her parents and take their blood and wright "you wanna go to home CUMMING (write this in semen) with me?" Who would say no to that?
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#40
Quote by tayroar
Ok, here is what you should do. Kill her parents and take their blood and wright "you wanna go to home CUMMING (write this in semen) with me?" Who would say no to that?

Me.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
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