#1
I just took a crap right now, and when I put down my magazine to wipe, I noticed there was this green algae-like stuff on one of my ass submarines.

I don't remember drinking anything purple today, do that's out of the question. Help me.
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#5
Is your underwear green?
Sometimes the fuzzies on your underwear can rub off on your crack, I get that sometimes...


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#7
swallow any gum? I remember one time when i was 5 i swallowed about 5 sticks of big red and 5 of winterfresh, my poo was red, green, blue, and probably other colors.
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#9
Wow first sock poo now green poo? WTF?
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#11
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swallow any gum? I remember one time when i was 5 i swallowed about 5 sticks of big red and 5 of winterfresh, my poo was red, green, blue, and probably other colors.

No way! I must achieve this feat before I die.
#13
what does green algae have to do with drinking something purple?
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#14
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No way! I must achieve this feat before I die.

lmao, you have not lived until you have crapped different colours!!!
#16
Quote by Les Paul57
you wipe with magazines? ever heard of toilet paper?

LMAO



I read that too the first time...
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#17
Quote by Les Paul57
lmao, you have not lived until you have crapped different colours!!!


+1
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

1-Bloodavian 0-Forkman.

^Fail^
#18
postnasal drip?
BASSLINES TO MAKE YOUR CHEST CAVITY SHUDDER.
#19
Quote by Les Paul57
lmao, you have not lived until you have crapped different colours!!!

So far I've made everywhere from black through light brown. Other bonuses include neon green (chlorine from a pool I guess lol) and a dark blue.
#20
Notice how I said I put down my magazine to wipe.

No lol's for you.
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#21
Quote by RU Experienced?
So far I've made everywhere from black through light brown. Other bonuses include neon green (chlorine from a pool I guess lol) and a dark blue.

lmao, dark blue doesn't sound too natural. we have to get you into multi-colour crap training. then, maybe, MAYBE, one day you will have TRULY lived.
#22
Your body takes care of itself, seriously do you feel ill? If the answer is no.. then don't worry about it.
#23
Quote by Les Paul57
lmao, dark blue doesn't sound too natural.

No it doesn't, but I was and am pretty damned pleased with myself.
#24
Quote by RU Experienced?
So far I've made everywhere from black through light brown. Other bonuses include neon green (chlorine from a pool I guess lol) and a dark blue.

When I wiped it was neon green!
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#25
Inspecting your poop after a dump?

What is wrong with you people?

#26
Quote by RU Experienced?
That sounds more like an attraction than a problem in my humble opinion.

#28
Quote by RU Experienced?
No it doesn't, but I was and am pretty damned pleased with myself.

*takes dump*
*inspects*
omg... MOM! DAD! COME LOOK AT THIS!! CALL THE NEIGHBOURS OVER!!
#29
Quote by lp345
Inspecting your poop after a dump?

What is wrong with you people?



i just always look to see how big of a dump i took
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

1-Bloodavian 0-Forkman.

^Fail^
#30
Doctor, if you are worried.
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#31
lol weird cause i have crapped every color i can think of except of white
#33
Quote by Les Paul57
*takes dump*
*inspects*
omg... MOM! DAD! COME LOOK AT THIS!! CALL THE NEIGHBOURS OVER!!

I would have flown my Grandma in from Colorado if I could have assured its safe passage from the bowl to a tupperware container.
#34
I've crapped grass green before. I though I was gonna die.
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Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

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#35
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I would have flown my Grandma in from Colorado if I could have assured its safe passage from the bowl to a tupperware container.

the old bowl to tupperware container. it's been the downfall of many our amazing craps.l
#39
Quote by Holy.
I just took a crap right now, and when I put down my magazine to wipe, I noticed there was this green algae-like stuff on one of my ass submarines.

I don't remember drinking anything purple today, do that's out of the question. Help me.
problems with your pooper?
the Pit is not a doctor.
see a licensed physician.


... or a plumber.
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#40
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This thread made me lul. Thank you once again, pit. :P

See, if I didn't shit green you wouldn't have lawled.

Funny how things work.
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