#1
So last week, (not yesterday, but the Friday before that), my high school played our cross town rivals in football.

So I am a longsnapper,
the guy on punt who gets the ball back to the kicker.

This is me running downfield after a snap, and taking one for the team.

I'm on the team in white, and the first guy to run down the field.

So make fun of me,
because the guy who hit me got called for clipping.

(NOTE: I'm not advertising the video or anything, I don't care about number of views or anything, I just wanted to share)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4279919658135199278&hl=en
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#3
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That was really, really lame. I was expecting a hard hit and serious injury to come with it.

agreed, u just kind of went down.
#7
yep.
you did get owned.
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#8
boring you barely got tackled you kinda just fell.
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#9
I found it rather amusing actually haha

I once dove for a ball in baseball, missed it by about a foot and a half, then ate grass and slid.

We've all had our moments, pal. hahaha:P
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#10
That was just a simple block. I've cracked defensive ends harder than that.
DANNY

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#12
Haha I'm sorry for not getting hurt enough for you.

I guess you had to be the one flung off your feet and rolling on the ground to appreciate it!

It kinda sucks because the same thing happened during last night's game too...

People just like hitting me in the back
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#15
That definitely looks like a hit from behind. So its no wonder you fell down.

because the guy who hit me got called for clipping.


Ahh. I'm assuming thats a hit from behind?
DANNY

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#16
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*clipping*

Ahh. I'm assuming thats a hit from behind?


Well yes, it's an illegal block in the back.

You're not suppossed to hit anyone in the back like that, unless you're making a tackle.

If he hadn't hit me like that, I would have made the tackle...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#17
Oh ok. Because up here is simply called a hit from behind. My center got a helmet right in the lower back and was out for part of the game.
DANNY

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#18
How does that happen to a center?

Unless it was his own running back who hit him?

It's not a good thing if the other team is hitting your O-line from behind...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#19
It was off a punt.
DANNY

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#20
I thought that was crazy how you just went totally unblocked. If not for the clip you would have creamed that dude.
#21
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It was off a punt.


Oh yeah so it was like what happened to me!

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I thought that was crazy how you just went totally unblocked. If not for the clip you would have creamed that dude.


It was so awesome when I looked up and no one was there!

I just ran as fast as I could before the back realized he had to stop me
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#23
Yeah, that was definitely a bitch move.

But seriously, this vid wasn't that awesome.
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