#1
Ok guys so I'm gonna give lessons at school this year, and I need ideas for an ad.

So far, my catchphrase is gonna be 'Too lazy to learn guitar by yourself?', then put my info on the bottom. If I'm gonna do that one, I'm gonna need a good picture.

I'm avoiding the 'Always wanted to learn guitar?'-type junk because it always comes off as lame, and they never work.

So cmon, pit, gimme your best!
#4
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'Want to get laid?'


ha ha so much win

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"Want to learn about G strings?"

"Like holding long objects?"


But this one is the best I would use that for my ad
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#5


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#6
"I broke a G string while fingering A minor, and you can too!"
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That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#7
Quote by InvaderTSN
"Want to learn about G strings?"

"Like holding long objects?"



WOW these are too good to pass. you win, good sir.
#8
... No
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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#11
Quote by Rengori
"I broke a G string while fingering A minor, and you can too!"

lol that actually makes sense...
YEAH
#12
Quote by podliver
lol that actually makes sense...


yeah in two different ways thats pretty clever there
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#13
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yeah in two different ways thats pretty clever there

Yeah. Sort of like a pun!
#14
...Double entendre is the word you're looking for.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#15
Quote by Rengori
...Double entendre is the word you're looking for.

"are the words" are the words you are looking for.
#16
Quote by Rengori
...Double entendre is the word you're looking for.


I'll double your entendre. Lololol.
#17
I LEARN U GIUTAR NAO!


My schedule was always full...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#18
Quote by Pannenkoeken
"are the words" are the words you are looking for.

Touche, should have said term to keep it as "is."
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#19
ok guys, thanks for the input.

im gonna teach at UCI, which is a pretty decent school. the people there are pretty much all middle class kids. im thinking of $10/half hour session. is that reasonable?
#20
Aw, I skimmed over the sign and I thought it said 'Air Guitar Lessons'. I was like 'wow does that even exist?' But it doesn't.

Don't do the 'too lazy' line, it's pretty bad. And the 'broke a G String' line is so old, sorry.

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#21
Quote by jaypooner
ok guys, thanks for the input.

im gonna teach at UCI, which is a pretty decent school. the people there are pretty much all middle class kids. im thinking of $10/half hour session. is that reasonable?


Well, that's cheap in Aussie dollars.

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#22
Quote by stratocaster7
Well, that's cheap in Aussie dollars.


im talkin about american dollars
#23
Quote by jaypooner
im talkin about american dollars


Thats an awesome price im sure your schedule will fill up pretty quick
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