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#1
i know lots of girls love the jonas brothers...but honestly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqcLbbfAUM


she's a decent singer...but she wrote a song about joe jonas?

So there I was
Watching Disney Channel like I always do
Then suddenly
The Jonas Brothers came onto my TV screen
And I was all
"Whatever I don't care, what makes them think they're so great?"
But then I saw
The middle one and then
My whole world began to change

What's his name and where's he from?
And where can I go get me one?
And would he like me if we met?
Or would he think I was stupid?
And what's that song that I just heard?
I think they're my new favorite words.....

So then I went
Into my room and looked up his info
And then I saw
That he was 18 and his name was Joe
So I went on
To youtube and saw that he was funny like I like
And then I found
I'm not the only one who thinks they'd be great in his life

What's his name and where's he from?
And where can I go get me one?
And would he like me if we met?
Or would he think I was stupid?
And what's that song that I just heard?
I think they're my new favorite words.....

So I see that he's from New Jersey
And I hear that he likes the Yankees

And that he watched Barney
Just like me
And he's part Cherokee
Just like me

Oh now I know his name and where he's from
And I still want to get me one
And I bet he'd like me if we met
Even though I act stupid
And I hope he likes what he just heard
I hope they're his new favorite words

Oh now I know his name and where he's from
And I still want to get me one
And I bet he'd like me if we met
Even though I act stupid
And I hope he likes what he just heard
I hope they're his new favorite words
#3
If every Jonas Brothers fangirl in the world died right now, tomorrow would be such a beautiful day.
You're*
#4
Inspired lyrics. Double metaphors, twisting themes that question the human condition. Inspirational simile use, those words are dripping with emotion!

Get her to call my agent!

"And I bet he'd like me if we met
Even though I act stupid"


Quite.
#7
BAHAHAHAHA.

I think the lyrics need to be repaced with something decent and she'd have a good song.
O HAIII. ;]
#8
I'll dedicate a song to how much they suck at their instruments and feature a shred solo in it just to get my point across
#9
oh god
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#10
god, jonas brothers need to rid the world of themselves!! and all their ****ing fan...things.
this just proves my point


"i think its only fair to warn you, this place is surrounded
by 130 black-op snipers"
"i dont believe you"
"would you believe....2 dozen delta force commando's?"
"no"
"how about chuck norris with a BB gun?"

#11
Jonas Brothers suck....
The people who like them suck even more, does no one understand talent?
#12
Quote by Jackolas
Inspired lyrics. Double metaphors, twisting themes that question the human condition. Inspirational simile use, those words are dripping with emotion!

Get her to call my agent!

"And I bet he'd like me if we met
Even though I act stupid"


Quite.

haha indeed

EDIT: She's 23 apparently....
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#14
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I'll dedicate a song to how much they suck at their instruments and feature a shred solo in it just to get my point across


Then what are you waiting for? The "Post Video Response" button is right there...
#15
Quote by Jackolas
Inspired lyrics. Double metaphors, twisting themes that question the human condition. Inspirational simile use, those words are dripping with emotion!

Get her to call my agent!

"And I bet he'd like me if we met
Even though I act stupid"


Quiet!


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#16
I watched that video yesterday after looking up the Jonas Brothers on YouTube to see what all the hate is about.

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#17


Celine approves.
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the muffin!
#18
Even though I don't normally stand for this kind of thing, I'm downright disappointed that you guys haven't spammed the hell out of her.

You've let me down.
You're*
#19
funny how pretty much all the comments praise her....
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#21
There doesnt seem to be any recognition for working class Musicians anymore, It sucks, all we seem to see are halfwit disney creations, and Camp Rock? for gods sake, last time I heard, Rock Ain't about singing manufacture pop and synchronised dancing, gibson sponsorships or free lamborghinis.....


You're all right, if somebody "Accidentally Nuked" Disney HQ and all brand outlets and all fans, then the world would be miles closer to peace than ever!

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#23
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Lets All Spam The Shit Out Of It And Rate It One


Don't Forget To Type All In Capitals Like This Because It Is Very Tedious And Quite Annoying To Read...
#24
Quote by Machine Gun Cat
I'll dedicate a song to how much they suck at their instruments and feature a shred solo in it just to get my point across

Quote by The_Casinator
I'd rather write a song about killing him :P


I'm starting to get an idea, but I need Muhammad Suicmez, Karl Sanders, and the drummer from Psycroptic...
#26
Quote by Survivalism
If every Jonas Brothers fangirl in the world died right now, tomorrow would be such a beautiful day.


Well said

http://www.lacrossetribune.com/articles/2008/09/14/wi/02wi.txt

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#27
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If every Jonas Brothers fangirl in the world died right now, tomorrow would be such a beautiful day.

If every jonas brothers fangirl died the population would drop to 5 billion.
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If by "clean" you mean "get a finger right up in there and do a good bit of spelunking" then i guess "at any given opportunity" is my answer.


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#28
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If every jonas brothers fangirl died the population would drop to 5 billion.


I've just been staring at your avatar for a really long time...it's awesome!
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

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...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#30
why can't the jonas brothers just die... like... right NOW!

fuc*ing posers! they're just a bunch of asswipes!


I really can't describe with words how much I hate these people...
#31
Couldn't she stop dancing around the issue and just strum a G-chord whilst going "I want to fuuuuuck youuuuu, yeah Joe, I said I want to have sex with youuuuu even if you have some weird fetish I'll still have sex with youuuuuuu"
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#32
I prefer Kevin.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#33
that was lulzy...

I have no idea who the jonas' brothers are, but just by looking at photos of them says it all: pop manufactured wank
#34
That video was incredibly weird.
If I were joe i'd report a stalker :S


........at least she is a good singer
#35
How funny would it be if she did a Vincent745 and signed up to UG and went agro at us all. That would be absolutely hilarious
#36
prepare for UG FTW!!! comments!!!
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