#1
my gf broke up with me two days ago and its been rough.. wat are some things i can do to stop thinking about her?
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#3
How old are you?

/serious question

Go have some wild gay sex with your buddies!
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#6
Go out and score. As block-headed and mindless as that sounds I think it's the best way to move on.
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#8
curl up on the sofa with a tub of ice cream,watch a dvd,bring the girlies around and cut up all the pictures of him....oh your a dude! go nail some random skank then
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#9
to quote Grandpa from Little Miss Sunshine,


"Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fvck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women."
#10
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#13
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curl up on the sofa with a tub of ice cream,watch a dvd,bring the girlies around and cut up all the pictures of him....oh your a dude! go nail some random skank then

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#14
and get some HEADIES to blast your skull outta fvckin space too.


and beer


lots of beers


hookers....


mmm
#15
the best way to get over a girl is another girl imo... i went the way of booze when i broke up with my gf and my liver still doesn't trust me anymore.
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#16
Cut off all contact you have with them - delete their number on your phone, their e-mail, IM etc.

Talk to your friends.

Don't mope around the house all day - go out and do stuff, even if it reminds you of your ex. Hopefully you'll make new memories to associate with those things, of just you and your friends having a good time.
#17
go for a drive, or hop on ur pushie if u dont have a car. play guitar, muck arouond with mates (put flaming bags of shit on pplz door ect). unless ur really angry at her, in which case have a happy tree friends marathon or go make roadkill or set things on fire in ur backyard.
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#18
vodka
weed
fapping
porn
games
chocolate
skydiving
or all of the above
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#19
Just don't worry about it, unless it was like a multiple year long relationship you shouldn't really be upset, people move on, plus eventually you'd get sick of her. It happens.
#20
mine was more serious i think
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#21
more serious that gmacd, not punk ninja, thats good advice
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#22
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Cut off all contact you have with them - delete their number on your phone, their e-mail, IM etc.

Talk to your friends.

Don't mope around the house all day - go out and do stuff, even if it reminds you of your ex. Hopefully you'll make new memories to associate with those things, of just you and your friends having a good time.

weve decided we still want to be friends, i just want to get over her quicker..
its so much harder..
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#23
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to quote Grandpa from Little Miss Sunshine,


"Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fvck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women."




seriously, go out with your friends.. meet new people (you never know who you're going to meet..)

Just try to have fun ! If you stay at home doing nothing you'll just think about her and get depressed..

#24
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vodka
weed
fapping
porn
games
chocolate
skydiving
or all of the above

i see wat u did there
endorphines ftw
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#26
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weve decided we still want to be friends, i just want to get over her quicker..
its so much harder..



then its not gonna happen dude. you 2 say that but as soon as either of you see each other with someone else you'll get jealous, talk about it and realize that you still like each other. go back out and end up hating each other even more. waste of time and energy.

get with her mom, that will show her...
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