#1
hey guys

So, it's my birthday today, and all i've got so far was some money from some friends and Across The Universe from my girlfriend...

What is the pit gonna get me?
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#2


Jeremy Clarkeson in a ridiculous uniform. Happy birthday

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
Drop your pants and I'll give you your gift


(it's new pants)
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#7
Hey, same for me! I've gotten nothing yet, which is just fine :]

But hey, happy birth-day!
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#10
Happy Birthday, I wrote you a riff, listen very carefully and you may be able to hear it.
#11
Next time you need your flux capacitor recalibrating, just give me a bell :-)
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#14
i'll give you a +1
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#15



I got you a weird object.
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#16
I got you Woodstock.
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#18
Jaco Pastorius was died this day...
Only the blue sky and the green grass
Go on forever in this world
Where seconds feel like eternity
And years pass in blink of an eye