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#1
Inspired by the "sluttiest thing you've heard about someone in your school", I made this.

The only "slutty" thing I've done is fingered a girl on a bus, with my mate sitting in front of us

So pit, what's the sluttiest thing YOU've done?

inb4 "your mum/sister/dad/cat" etc
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#2
Yeah, you'd like to know that, wouldn't you, [="Tom="]?
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#5
Friends house, couch, that is all.

Oh and your dog!
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#9
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hah you are just proud you fingered a girl


And you, sir, are a virgin.

See, two can play at this game
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#12
This guy on a bus violated me, he was liek 'tjats mah frind 1nfont of u5 lol'.

I felt sickened by the whole affiar.
#13
I've behaved pretty badly plenty of times, but I don't think UG is the place to discuss it
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#14
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This guy on a bus violated me, he was liek 'tjats mah frind 1nfont of u5 lol'.

I felt sickened by the whole affiar.


Wow... I feel for you
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#15
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Nothing....?

No sexual conquests.

In fact, no sexual anything.

+1.
due to Asexuality.
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#17
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my mum, my sister, my dad and my cat


lol, i didnt see that coming.

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Nothing....?

No sexual conquests.

In fact, no sexual anything.


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Same..........

I've never even kissed anyone .


+1,
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#18
[quote="'[= Tom ="]']Wow... I feel you

Fixed.
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#21
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Nothing....?

No sexual conquests.

In fact, no sexual anything.

Same..........

I've never even kissed anyone .
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#25
I was gonna say nothing, but an ex of one of my friends dry-humped me (I'm not just switching the blame it was her idea and she gave me vodka) at a party once. We were both drunk though and I didn't make out with her or anything, so it barely counts.
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#26
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Same..........

I've never even kissed anyone .


I got my first kiss two days ago if that makes you feel any better...
It was funny cause I rushed it and I don't think she even knew where my lips where lol. Practice makes perfect
#27
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I've kissed 3 girls and had 1 blowjob so nothing really.



At the same time? If not then, SLUT!
#29
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Same here.






awwwwww, i havent eiterh

i reckon we should form a group. you, me, and the other bloke
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#30
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#32
Quote by soulflyV
Nothing....?

No sexual conquests.

In fact, no sexual anything.


Same here, nothing sexual.

We need a group for lonely people, I have a feeling it would be large, and full of long haired freaks though.
#33
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Fingered a gal on a bus and got a handjob. A 3rd girl was sitting next to me as well.
I've had a F/F/M threesome, as well as a M/M/F threesome.
I've had sex in a plane bathroom.

I think i'm winning the thread.

And I think you're a liar, but that's just me.

If you consider being in a relationship for nearly 8 monthes where you have sex somewhat frequently slutty,then I'm a ****ing *****.
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#35
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awwwwww, i havent eiterh

i reckon we should form a group. you, me, and the other bloke


Stupid virgin
#36
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Stupid virgin


screw you lou
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#37
Quote by Cameronrobson
man, you guys are losers.


You're so mean
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#38
I've wanked with my right hand... and then my left!

Slutty, I know...
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#39
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You guys suck. Kissing is awesome. Go out and kiss someone.


It's not that easy bud.
#40
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You guys suck. Kissing is awesome. Go out and kiss someone.




That's just wrong. If we were talking about sex, you would just have condoned rape.
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