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#3
Humiliating and ruined dreams of youtube guitarists....pretty much it.
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#6
Quote by Hellish_Wolf
Humiliating and ruined dreams of youtube guitarists....pretty much it.





Yup that's 'bout the biggest thing we've done.

Oh we also informed a future Hannah Montana that a pitmonkey told us he screwed her.

A gratuitous amount of lulz were ensued from that thread.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#7
Quote by blue_strat
Nope.

We just sit here and masturbate.

And rape, let's not forget about rape.
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The Pit is a reliable source of information
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My penis is tough. My penis is elite.
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I like Luigi.

His cock is maximum.

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

OPETH RULES.

Member of Åkerfeldtism

My last.fm
#9
Quote by blue_strat
Nope.

We just sit here and masturbate.


That really sums it up...
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#11
Ah well, cool, it's still much better then most other fourms who think they're /b or something.

EDIT: offtopic, but is there a saddest things on internet thread? I tryed search bar but nothing came up.
#12
We need to get on Dr. Phil!


"The Pit, I want youoo to stop masturbating and suggesting rape to anyone with half a problem."
#13
Quote by Oblivion_Rps


Yup that's 'bout the biggest thing we've done.

Oh we also informed a future Hannah Montana that a pitmonkey told us he screwed her.

A gratuitous amount of lulz were ensued from that thread.

There was also this one thread where some homophobic kid was in a room with four other guys and turned off The Prestige to circle jerk to a porno


oh....wait
#14
Actually I recall a member of The Pit being quoted on Reuters. I think it was let_the_bass_play or something like that.
#15
Quote by Habit Zero
We need to get on Dr. Phil!


"The Pit, I want youoo to stop masturbating and suggesting rape to anyone with half a problem."


i would suggest Dr. Phil to fap
#16
Wasn't there the UG'er here who threw the metal pole into the tent and it like impaled a girls face? That got in the news didnt it?
Music, a steady riot in my soul
#17
Quote by Union Jake
Ah well, cool, it's still much better then most other fourms who think they're /b or something.

EDIT: offtopic, but is there a saddest things on internet thread? I tryed search bar but nothing came up.

There's a "you cry, you lose" thread floating around somewhere.
#18
Quote by Habit Zero
We need to get on Dr. Phil!


"The Pit, I want youoo to stop masturbating and suggesting rape to anyone with half a problem."

Why go on Dr. Phil when we have DerriliumBassist? (or however the hell you spell that first part)
#20
Quote by drunkenhamster1
Wasn't there the UG'er here who threw the metal pole into the tent and it like impaled a girls face? That got in the news didnt it?



WTF? Proof nao!
#21
Quote by Doppelgänger
There's a "you cry, you lose" thread floating around somewhere.


Ah ok thanks, oh and about the pole story, i remember reading about reading about that.
#22
Well we had this awesome drawball thing.
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#23
I think the only thing we've only almost kinda done to get us on the news was buy that Missle Silo.

And I don't know if it worked/is going to work but us trying to Rick Roll the European Mtv Music Awards.


Quote by Oblivion_Rps


Yup that's 'bout the biggest thing we've done.

Oh we also informed a future Hannah Montana that a pitmonkey told us he screwed her.

A gratuitous amount of lulz were ensued from that thread.


Link?

I remember that thread I just don't remember the part where we told her what happened.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#24
^ Messages were left on her website.

The thread got deleted though.


Quote by RU Experienced?
There was also this one thread where some homophobic kid was in a room with four other guys and turned off The Prestige to circle jerk to a porno


oh....wait



Group fap guy?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#25
we just sit here and fap till we cum blood and then tell people to rape everything in sight till they cum blood , its just a big blood cumming party
#28
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
^ Messages were left on her website.

The thread got deleted though.



Group fap guy?

Shhhh, he's looking right at us!


*gestures towards TS*

In the Hannah Montana wannabe's website she posted a message saying she saw the thread about her and thanked the pit profusely
#29
Quote by caskettheclown
we just sit here and fap till we cum blood and then tell people to rape everything in sight till they cum blood , its just a big blood cumming party


Y'know, I vaguely remember a time when the pit was more than that...

It was a simpler time

It was a better time
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#31
Every Pit Monkey the world over should meet in Canada (AKA America's Wasteland) for an epic fight to the finish, every man for himself. Then the 1 person left alive would be on the news, big time.


We would all go down in history. Not individually, but collectively, as a group.
#32
Link to website.

Did it say anything about sexing up the whole pit for telling her?
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#33
Quote by RU Experienced?
Shhhh, he's looking right at us!


*gestures towards TS*

In the Hannah Montana wannabe's website she posted a message saying she saw the thread about her and thanked the pit profusely



!!!

Yeah I remember .

She thanked Twist Of Fate.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#34
Some girl got speared in the head.

That was moderately funny.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#35
Quote by Habit Zero
Every Pit Monkey the world over should meet in Canada (AKA America's Wasteland) for an epic fight to the finish, every man for himself. Then the 1 person left alive would be on the news, big time.


We would all go down in history. Not individually, but collectively, as a group.


No way, Dreadnought would totally win that, there'd be no reason for anyone else to show up!
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#36
Quote by Union Jake
Is there any well known internet memes that were invented by the pit?

You nearly started a Pit response, to accompany "rape" "fap" and "I cum blood" but no one had the balls to suggest "fap with a bunch of roommates" as a answer to problems....
#38
Quote by maidenrulz19
I think the only thing we've only almost kinda done to get us on the news was buy that Missle Silo.


The Pit actually bought that?
I thought that was just like, a far-fetched dream...
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#39
Quote by deckerbastard69
i think there was a few UGers who spread a virus throughout the world except for madagascar


Dude, I got Madagascar. Thats were I started.
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#40
Nothing that I can think of.

Didn't anonymous hack into Sarah Palin's email?
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