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#1
...and it was very unhealthy...

2 rashers of fried bacon
in 2 slices of fried bread.
Dosed in salad cream

I feel guilty

Soooo..
Any other stupidly unhealthy sammich ideas?
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#5
Quote by BrianApocalypse
Chicken and Bacon with LOADS of gherkin!


I read that as Chicken and Bacon with LOADS of jerkin!

But no I eat healthy...ish
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#6
pics ! or pics .. after you ate it


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#9
fried butter sandwich on lard bread
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#10
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Shoulda had your mum make it.


She left me to fend for myself

Pics?
Erm...

wat.
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#12
fat milk, chocolate, cocaine, sugar, bacon, mustard, pig-blood, ketchup and shrimps...
mix this in a blender and there you go! a healthy "drink" for the whole family!
#13
white bread,
bacon
sausage
fried egg
fried potato bread
fried pancake
and last but certainly not least....
a smothering layer of ketchup.

only ever tried it once and it was the single greatest thing ive ever eaten. but as with all good foods....it gave me the shits. Not for those with weak hearts!
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#16
I like Bacon, Sausages and melted cheese, I'd say thats pretty unhealthy. Oh, and with a side of scrambled eggs.
#17
Quote by slayaplaya
fat milk, chocolate, cocaine, sugar, bacon, mustard, pig-blood, ketchup and shrimps...
mix this in a blender and there you go! a healthy "drink" for the whole family!


I think the pig blood will do the trick just fine though.
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#18
Quote by walker-rose
Salad cream?


Mmm.

My sandwichs are slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

But no sundried tomatoes.

(Cookies for the reference)
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#20
ketchup sandwich FTW
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#21
The most unhealthy thing about that sammich....is a woman didnt make it.

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#23
American cheese
Bacon
Ham
Egg (over-easy or sunny side up)
Cream Cheese
Mustard (small amount)
Halved English muffin

Best breakfast sangwich ever.
#24
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best sammich i ever made, turkey, cheese, pickles and mayo..scooby style

That looks disgusting... yet strangely appealing.
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#25
ooo like miracle whip or mayo.
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#26
Scotch pie on a roll doused in brown sauce, one of my childhood favourites.
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#27
My cousin used to make a double decker sandwich that was just a heart attack on a plate.
He'd thickly slather all three pieces with butter and mayo, then he'd put ham, roast beef, and bacon with all the grease on it.
Then he doused it with A1.
#28
this reminds me...

ever tried eating strawberries with soya-sauce on them???

don't do it....

or:

ever tried drinking jalapeno-sauce from a jalapeno-jar???

don't do it

or:

ever tried drinking Vinegar???

don't do it...

or:

ever tried drinking "food-wine"???

don't do it...

I ate and drank so much random shit in the school kitchen before... haha!
#29
Quote by sabbath1313
****-meat sandwich. (catch the reference) That definitely can't be too healthy.


lmfao gross :P
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#30
Quote by RU Experienced?
American cheese
Bacon
Ham
Egg (over-easy or sunny side up)
Cream Cheese
Mustard (small amount)
Halved English muffin

Best breakfast sangwich ever.


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#31
Two rashers only? You need to be castrated for that, a bacon sandwich needs six rashers, minimum. With butter, thickly cut white bread and possibly HP sauce or ketchup, or some sausages, or a fried egg.
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#33
Quote by slayaplaya


ever tried drinking "food-wine"???

don't do it...


There's a reason you aren't supposed to cook with wine or beer you wouldn't drink, ya know...
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#34
Quote by freddaahh
Two rashers only? You need to be castrated for that, a bacon sandwich needs six rashers, minimum. With butter, thickly cut white bread and possibly HP sauce or ketchup, or some sausages, or a fried egg.

And cheese. Copious amounts of artery-clogging cheese.
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at his command
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#35
Chicken,
Bacon,
Cheese,
Lettuce,
red onion,
pepper,

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#36
Quote by zekk
There's a reason you aren't supposed to cook with wine or beer you wouldn't drink, ya know...


yeah, but we did these bets and I got some money....

the taste of that stuff is so concentrated and I think theres pepper and salt in it too... blurgh!
#37
Quote by zekk
Chef's nitpick; American Cheese isn't bloody cheese. Its American Cheese Product!

Of course it's not bloody, that would never pass through the FDA's standards
#39
Quote by CTFOD
Mmm.

My sandwichs are slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

But no sundried tomatoes.

(Cookies for the reference)

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#40
Yes but i'm trying to become healthier... I just couldn't go a moment longer..
The pain, THE PAIN!

HNNGHGHHGHGGGHH!


wat?

*just finshes eating a bowl on skinned plum tomatos*
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