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#4
i've kissed my girlfriend after she was sick, but i've made my willy sick in her mouth before so i guess we're even.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#5
Depends on how alive she is.
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#8
If she's my girlfriend and it was just something small like a cold or whatever, hey man, sure, sick or not she's still my girl
#9
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sick as in just threw up


Then no friggin way.

''Mmm, you taste like partially digested spaghetti. Kinky.''
#10
no ... unless she brushed teeth 1st ... or suckd me off as an exchange
#11
No.

But I have thrown up then kissed a girl, I think... I was pretty drunk at the time. (Suprise)
I had a glass of water and waited like 10 mins tho.
#12
if she just puked, hell no.

but if it was a cold or whatever, then sure.
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#14
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If she's my girlfriend and it was just something small like a cold or whatever, hey man, sure, sick or not she's still my girl


that would be my answer
#15
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#16
Nothing like strawberry chapstick and bile.
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#17
I got glandular fever off a girl once. I seen a guy kiss a girl after having given two other guys blowjobs at the same party ..siick. but the vomit think is pretty sick, tbh i've problee done it but never found out...lol
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#18
I love making out with diseased women.
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#19
come on, its not that bad. its certainly not a pleasant experience but if gets you brownie points for being the nice boyfriend
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#20
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I love making out with diseased women.

Diseased or dead, they're in my bed.
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#21
i dont flem and lougie coming in my mouth...
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#23
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I love making out with diseased women.
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Diseased or dead, they're in my bed.

Just as long as we done get into amputee fetishes as well
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
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#24
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Just as long as we done get into amputee fetishes as well

What's wrong with licking stump?
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#25
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no ... unless she brushed teeth 1st ... or suckd me off as an exchange
how about if she brushes her teeth then sucks you then demands a kiss.
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#26
There's no reason to, usually the first thing anyone will do after being sick is reach for a drink/glass of water, then after that sure
#27
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how about if she brushes her teeth then sucks you then demands a kiss.


PLEASE! After a decent blowjob you'd be lucky if i could even sit up straight
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#29
i would unless she was so sick of love songs
then id just turn of the radio.
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#31
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Please tell her that.


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#33
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Please tell her that.


"hey baby, you're the one, want proof? stick your fingers down your throat......."

I'd still kiss her if she had herpes around her mouth.

I don't think people kiss because of the taste.
I would to still show compassion at the worst of times. :]
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#34
I did today LOL

We were driving to mine from her house and we pulled over cause she could smell cow poo and she just ran out and threw up, i was laughing my head off.

Then i kissed her when we were back in the car i think :')
#35
Probably, to be honest...

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#36
i would never kiss a girl that had just been sick or is still sick..you gotta wait for that 3 day of ok'ness to pass
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#37
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PLEASE! After a decent blowjob you'd be lucky if i could even sit up straight
definitely work on that, man.
i can tell you from experience if you remain horizontal, her kiss will drain into your mouth.
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#38
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I did today LOL

We were driving to mine from her house and we pulled over cause she could smell cow poo and she just ran out and threw up, i was laughing my head off.

Then i kissed her when we were back in the car i think :')

Aww :] cuteeee.
As far as that goes anyway.
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