#1
Browsing the pit i found this in a signature today:

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"

"You're a drummer, aren't you?"


more great jokes about drummers or bassits or whatever according musicians?
#2
*points to sig*

o, beaten

how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to screw in the bulb, 4 to talk about how Neal Pert would do it better
#3
3 guitars walk into a bar
one says "Oh poop, my G string just snapped!"
the other two fap
"Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?" - Jack Black

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#6
What d'ya call a man in a hard hat who got crushed by a piano...


... A flat minor!

No?
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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#7
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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?


A vocalist.


Fixed.
#8
Quote by ultimatedaver
In before g-string related jokes.


AWWW, a couple seconds too slow.





Q:How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: 100, 1 to screw in the lightbulb 99 to complain about how they could do it faster and better.
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#9
What can guitarists do that no other musician can?


... Snap a G string then finger A minor.
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#13
Quote by King Baby Duck
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

Idiot.
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Who is the guy that hangs out with the band?

The Drummer

Read the thread, Timmy.
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#14
Not my joke:

You're in a room with a mass murderer, a lion, and a drummer. You have a gun with two bullets, what do you do?


Shoot the drummer.

Twice.
#16
Quote by King Baby Duck
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

BAHAHAHA...ah.. go screw yourself..
#19
Quote by King Baby Duck
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

Best joke of the thread.
Anyway, there's already a musician joke thread.
Or maybe it's just a drummer joke thread.
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When I realized life was a game.
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#20
i did this same thread and i was told multiple times that it had been done before so ill say it
this thread has been done before
#21
I saw this topic and my expectations were met

rehashed drummer jokes and the classic g-string finger a minor joke

topic over
#23
Quote by King Baby Duck
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

R.I.P. 9!

You were the best number ever....

You'll never be forgotten...
#24
What do you call a musician witihout a girlfriend??

Homeless
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