Browsing the pit i found this in a signature today:

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"

"You're a drummer, aren't you?"

more great jokes about drummers or bassits or whatever according musicians?
*points to sig*

o, beaten

how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to screw in the bulb, 4 to talk about how Neal Pert would do it better
3 guitars walk into a bar
one says "Oh poop, my G string just snapped!"
the other two fap
"Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?" - Jack Black

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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
What d'ya call a man in a hard hat who got crushed by a piano...

... A flat minor!


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The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

A vocalist.

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In before g-string related jokes.

AWWW, a couple seconds too slow.

Q:How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 100, 1 to screw in the lightbulb 99 to complain about how they could do it faster and better.
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.

Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

What can guitarists do that no other musician can?

... Snap a G string then finger A minor.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

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Who is the guy that hangs out with the band?

The Drummer

Read the thread, Timmy.
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A7X: 0
Not my joke:

You're in a room with a mass murderer, a lion, and a drummer. You have a gun with two bullets, what do you do?

Shoot the drummer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

BAHAHAHA...ah.. go screw yourself..
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

Best joke of the thread.
Anyway, there's already a musician joke thread.
Or maybe it's just a drummer joke thread.
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
i did this same thread and i was told multiple times that it had been done before so ill say it
this thread has been done before
I saw this topic and my expectations were met

rehashed drummer jokes and the classic g-string finger a minor joke

topic over
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789

R.I.P. 9!

You were the best number ever....

You'll never be forgotten...
What do you call a musician witihout a girlfriend??

Ibanez AF75
Takamine EG550
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