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#1
What would you do if you were out with your girlfreind, and decided to go into the shop while she waited outside, then just as you step outside the shop a man runs across to your girl and BAM! Punches her straight in the ovaries! She goes down like down a sack of shit and starts to cry, the man runs off with her purse.

Do you:

Run after then man with intent to batter him

OR

Stay with your girlfreind ensuring her safety?

If you don't have a gf just pretend you do
#4
Quote by Union Jake
What would you do if you were out with your girlfreind, and decided to go into the shop while she waited outside, then just as you step outside the shop a man runs across to your girl and BAM! Punches her straight in the ovaries! She goes down like down a sack of shit and starts to cry, the man runs off with her purse.

Do you:

Run after then man with intent to batter him

OR

Stay with your girlfreind ensuring her safety?

If you don't have a gf just pretend you do


Just like any other day then ...

I'd check if the girl was all right though.
#6
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
This happened to you hasn't it.


No, but it could so i just want to know what the pit would do
#10
seriously how old are you jake?

you said in your infamous post that you had room-mates so you would surly have to be over 18 but 99% of your posts indicate you are pretty damn young
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#11
What would you do if your son was at home? Crying all alone on the bedroom floor coz hes hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money.

In all seriousness though I would probably wait with my girlfriend
#12
I would punch my girlfriend in the vagina for being such a wimp and going down so easy.
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#13
Quote by Union Jake
Well, tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd. We'd heard it was good but we really couldn't get into it. We got about half way in and decided to turn it off. We were debating what to do when one of my roomates, Andy comes out with a porn dvd and next thing i knew it was in the player and we were all sat around, 4 guys watching a porn together. It wasn't very good in all honesty. It was just three rather ugly women sitting around in a basement, I don't want to break the rules so i'll just say they were "having fun".

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

Now I feel sort of wrong about it. I'm a straight guy and I just feel really dirty about the whole thing. I haven't really spoken to my roommates since then and I just went into my room and hopped on the internet after a while. So anyway, now i'm here feeling rather dirty knowing that I just sat in a room with 3 other guys having a wank. I had to get it off my chest and what better place to do so than the internet?

I'd do this.
#14
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whichever you pick, she'll moan about it, so to be fair i'd probably punch her again myself.


thats hilarious
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#15
stay with the girl... id probly"make sure her boobs were okay" by squeezing them though
im four feet tall and could kick ur butt...end of story
#17
I'd go home and watch the Prestige with some friends.
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#18
Your threads suck more than should be allowed.

But in that situation I would help my girlfriend.

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#20
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Easy. Shoot the guy while standing next to your girl.

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#21
I would throw her over my shoulder and then proceed to hunt down the assailant and beat him with my mistress clinging onto my back hair.
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dude your not funny your an immature faggot, sig that
#24
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I'd go home and watch the Prestige with some friends.

This
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#26
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stay with the girl... id probly"make sure her boobs were okay" by squeezing them though


y would there be anything wrong with her boobs?
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#27
Make sure she's okay.

And then if it's a really slow guy, I might chase after him as I have a chance of catching up to him.
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#28
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How many threads have you made today Union Jake?


Six i think, but they've been great thought provoklers though.No waste.
#31
Quote by G!!
What kind of shop is this that you left your woman outside?


Probably something manly, like a hardware store or something.
#32
Quote by G!!
What kind of shop is this that you left your woman outside?


Clearly a steak house. Women have no place in a steak house.
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dude your not funny your an immature faggot, sig that
#33
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y would there be anything wrong with her boobs?


Boobs are important okay?
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#34
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Clearly a steak house. Women have no place in a steak house.

what are you talking about? A steak house has a kitchen.
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#35
Everywhere you go chefs are men. If you want to make money by cooking you have to be a man. Women don't cook in restaurants. It's true.
I just need about $3.50
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#37
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
what are you talking about? A steak house has a kitchen.


Not the one I go to. They bring the cow to me, I shoot the bolt into its head and cut off whatever I see fit.
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dude your not funny your an immature faggot, sig that
#38
That's a very tough decision to make, but I'll surely proceed to enter rampage mode and beat the living crap out of the bastard. After all a girl can withstand a couple of hits and live, but a criminal subject can dash to safety.
#39
wouldnt that be an ice cool situation?
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#40
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Boobs are important okay?
EXACTLY
im four feet tall and could kick ur butt...end of story
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