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im sick of having to creep secretly around outside avoiding cops while i smoke a bowl (there are tons of cops roaming my campus at night). so does anyone know how to disable a smoke detector without actually removing it so that I can smoke in my room? I can't simply open it up and take out the battery for this will set off all the alarms in the whole building ( I know this cause someone did this the first night here). will simply taping a plastic bag around it work? thats the only thing I've come up with. your ideas?
#5
Sellotape a hairdryer next to it, and switch it on. It will then blow all the smoke away from the dectector.
Or it might not, but it would be fun to try.
#7
myeah condom or plastic bag seems the best idea 'till now


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#9
Disabling smoke detectors to start a small fire that will lead to you smoking things that will make you stoned.

Don't come crying to us when you fall asleep baked, your couch catches fire and your legs are burnt off.

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#10
Quote by stitches31
...take the batteries out?


Did you even read the OP?

I vote for the condom option.
#11
Cling Film should work fine.
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#13
I wouldn't smoke in the room, the scent will remain and will make it very obvious to anyone who walks in that you've been smoking in there. Not good if an RA knocks on the door.
#14
creep up behind it and smash it to pieces, then say a whitty line
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#15
I'm gonna laugh when there actually is a fire in your room and you don't realize it because you forget turn it back on.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#19
Quote by Skierinanutshel
but, if you are caught then its a federal offense. just to let ya know.


Yeah watch out for the alarm inspectors.
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dude your not funny your an immature faggot, sig that
#20
Quote by MightyAl
Sellotape a hairdryer next to it, and switch it on. It will then blow all the smoke away from the dectector.
Or it might not, but it would be fun to try.

I kinda like this idea, but not really...instead of a hair dryer next to the smoke detector, but a fan in the window so that it's blowing outside, cover up the smoke detector as best as you can and smoke next to the window so long as no one can see you.
#22
Quote by 006schecter
Yeah watch out for the alarm inspectors.


I would love that job.

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And not waving but drowning.
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#23
well you could get a thick blanket and rig a system around the fire detector so you could put it up and take it down. a thick blanket will prevent enough smoke from getting to it to set it off.

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#24
Clingfilm.

I have to warn you though, a girl in my friend's uni halls did that and she accidentally left incense burning and it set fire to her whole room and because the detector didn't go off, everything burned and she literally lost all her stuff, her guitar, family photographs, everything. I saw pictures and the whole room was black and melted. She had to sleep on the floor in some other girl's room while they rebuilt her bedroom.

So make sure you don't leave the room if your smoke detector's covered up
#25
a fan? blow the smoke away from the thing and behind you. or maybe a vacuum? but in my HONEST opinion, if you'd stop the smoking of the pot you'd have thought of most of these yourself dude....
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#27
Quote by 006schecter
Yeah watch out for the alarm inspectors.


i lol'd a good minute over this
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#28
Quote by joshua029
a fan? blow the smoke away from the thing and behind you. or maybe a vacuum? but in my HONEST opinion, if you'd stop the smoking of the pot you'd have thought of most of these yourself dude....

I don't appreciate your narrow-minded view, you should know that pot heads are some of the most inventive people I have met. Have you seen some of the stuff invented just to smoke? Would YOU ever think of building a waterfall/gravity bong? I didn't THINK so.
#29
Brownies. Or do coke instead. Or heroin. Or meth. Or get drunk. Or all at the same time. Hell, you can drink some bleach while you're at it.
#32
you know that if anyone catches you doing this, they'll kick you out of the dorm, no questions asked. sometimes your roommate too, even if he didn't do anything. something like that happened the first week here at my school. some retard smoked in his room, and the smell went into the hall. RA caught a whiff and had him kicked out, police involved, all that jazz. is it really worth it man? you are paying to be there, you know.
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#33
bahaha, has NO-ONE seen harold and kumar escape guantanamo bay?!
just watch the scene in the airplane bathroom religiously until you can recreate the smokeless bong
#34
Quote by tona_107
I don't appreciate your narrow-minded view, you should know that pot heads are some of the most inventive people I have met. Have you seen some of the stuff invented just to smoke? Would YOU ever think of building a waterfall/gravity bong? I didn't THINK so.


i know about 50 pot smokers, and they arent the brightest bulb in the box...
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#35
Quote by Skierinanutshel
at the college i went to last year, there actually were inspectors for the alarms due to the type of system it was.....so its a possibility to have that for a job.




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dude your not funny your an immature faggot, sig that
#36
I guess shorting out the positive and negative might work.. then again... it might have the same effect as taking out the battery. Connecting both wires going to the speaker inside the alarm with an alligator clip or something might work..
sup?
#37
Quote by 006schecter


Mr. La Fritz's dream can become a reality.





"Morning, *flashes badge* mind if I step inside to check your smoke alarm?"

Stoned guy: "Er...man, no, I uhh, it's being repaired, it's at the shop I swear"

Me: "CUT THAT SHIT OUT" *kicks guy in face*


Justice, my friends.

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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#38
Quote by ivanmord_123
bahaha, has NO-ONE seen harold and kumar escape guantanamo bay?!
just watch the scene in the airplane bathroom religiously until you can recreate the smokeless bong



there already is something like that.

It's called a vaporizer.

I plan on investing in a Vape when i go to college.

it uses the weed more effectively, and theres no smell or smoke.
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#39
When I lived in the dorms I blazed all the time in my room without doing a thing to the smoke detector. All the smoke detectors at my school are heat activated, NOT smoke activated, which is a pretty common thing in a campus setting. They have a carbon monoxide detector attached to them which will go off if there's a LOT of smoke billowing around (think like, running a fog machine in your room...I know from experience) but that sets off an alarm in only your room, because it's meant to warn of a Co2 leak, not a fire. EDIT: erm that's CO...not CO2...I'm not a chemical engineering major

The truth is that it takes a good amount of smoke to trip any fire alarm, even in a house where they are smoke activated. Just towel your door, set up a fan in the window, and blow the smoke out of the window. Even if you don't open a window, I would be impressed if you baked out your room enough with one bowl to set off any kind of fire alarm, heat activated or smoke activated.
Last edited by InsomniaRocks at Sep 21, 2008,
#40
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Sounds like a crappy Nu-Metal band.

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Original mastaba <(not a spelling mistake)
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and "yelling camel"
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