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The time I broke my leg (My friend is a total douche):


Go!
EDIT: Credit goes to Pat_s1t for giving a grisly birth to the idea of this thread.
I love you like a brother, Pat_s1t.
Last edited by Zeppelin_1223 at Sep 21, 2008,
#2
lol
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#4
I haven't seen an MS Paint thread in weeks!

I'll have my contribution in a couple of minutes.
私の名前はアジリョです

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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#5



haha yeah so story is i was walking on a curb and fell and broke my foot in 3 places...and hurt my hand...and it was at the beginning of the school day and nobody would let me go to the clinic or call my mom...so i had to finish the day and walk home...
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#6
Glad to see this thread is going smoothly.
Even though I posted in the Stupid injuries thread, here is yet another injury of mine.


MC name = Bearrorism
#7


chasing my cat and running into a corner tabke. had to get stitches
d[(x)(x)]b

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we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


R.I.P. Billy Mays
#8
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Glad to see this thread is going smoothly.
Even though I posted in the Stupid injuries thread, here is yet another injury of mine.


Dude this one pwns all of them so far lol
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i just want to let you know that made my day.



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#10
This is me in a car accident. We almost hit the electric box. We were hit from the side(my side) and slid all the way across the intersection.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#11


And he never said "sorry".
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#13
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I take full responsibility and credit for this thread.


Yes you do.
I apoligize, good sir.
I have edited the opening statement.
#14



yeah...


EDIT: DAMMIT SOMEONE ALREADY DID A FAP ONE...... oh well mine pwns
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#15
i have luled tons already keep em coming
v CLICK v



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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#16
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And he never said "sorry".





I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#18
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Happened to me in second grade



epic lol
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#21
^ HAHAHAHAHAHA nice biceps bro
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#23
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Just happened last week, actually.




damn..now i need to make a pirate one....
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#25
hahahahah this thread is win
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#27
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Similarly for me:

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+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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#29
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Similarly for me:



your balls look like there your as$
d[(x)(x)]b

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we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


R.I.P. Billy Mays
#30
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your balls look like there your as$

Ummm.... Uh... that was so I didn't have to draw them twice.
Abbreviated version:
Quote by Lots of People

Quote by :.FireStorm.:
+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

o _o
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|###############
\###############

Member #6 of the "Shoop da Whoop" club
pm C.C. Deville to join
#31
This one happened a few months back. I'm still pretty pissed off about the whole ordeal. ...lol...
Attachments:
heres.jpg
Gear:

- Epiphone Les Paul Standard
- Saga LP Copy
- Godin Seagull Acoustic
- Roland Cube 60
- Fender G-Dec
- Jim Dunlop Crybaby
- Guitar Rig 2
#33
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This one happened a few months back. I'm still pretty pissed off about the whole ordeal. ...lol...



you sir...win the thread


good good good good...great


i love you
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#34
Quote by Floydian45
This one happened a few months back. I'm still pretty pissed off about the whole ordeal. ...lol...


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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#36
Falling up the stairs sucks so bad

Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#37
This was a very painful one:

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#39
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
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