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#1
Ive been a member on here for a couple days and have determined the people on this forum(the pit) get no chicks. How could you when the same people are on everytime I log in which has been 1 time in the morning and 1 time at night. Spending all day on a forum is just sad. Ill be praying for you all.
#2
ok..... 0_o
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#3
You know what's more sad? Poor interpunctuation. I'll be praying for you.
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#9
lol.....i do get laid.....


with my hand


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#10
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You joined UG, I'm sure that you get none too.

This man is correct.
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#11
Hmm, my girl friend'd beg to differ about the whole no girl statement.

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What are you? 13?


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#13
Funny, because I have one... so therefore your theory is incorrect and you suck at life. Sorry bud, it happens.
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#16
Quote by SvenVonSvenson
Ive been a member on here for a couple days and have determined the people on this forum(the pit) get no chicks. How could you when the same people are on everytime I log in which has been 1 time in the morning and 1 time at night. Spending all day on a forum is just sad. Ill be praying for you all.

Hmmm.....Maybe they get on...AT THE SAME TIME YOU DO!


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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#18
haha

What are you? retarded? Just because we enjoy posting on a forum doesn't indicate we "get no chicks".
#20
Ok.....Your point is? Did you join this forum to get chicks? I don't understand. Am I the only guy who's biggest worry in life is not chicks?
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#22
Quote by SvenVonSvenson
Ive been a member on here for a couple days and have determined the people on this forum(the pit) get no chicks. How could you when the same people are on everytime I log in which has been 1 time in the morning and 1 time at night. Spending all day on a forum is just sad. Ill be praying for you all.


Oily Tick alert



Stop pretending you get some. People who boast are usually lying.
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#23
wow, someone definately pissed in your cornflakes.
Anyone who thinks that music these days is dead doesn't listen to enough music.
#24
Quote by Kensai
You know what's more sad? Poor interpunctuation. I'll be praying for you.


Kensai, even though you probably don't know me, and I still respect you and all, but you are on UG all day, don't deny it.

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#25
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Hmmm.....Maybe they get on...AT THE SAME TIME YOU DO!



BLASPHAMY!!

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#26
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You joined UG, I'm sure that you get none too.

+1
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#27
fail.

i fvck my girlfriend often.

and if i get bored i'll dump her get a new one and fvck her til im bored again.

then repeat cycle.


just cuz you have issues with scoring doesnt mean we all do.
#28
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Kensai, even though you probably don't know me, and I still respect you and all, but you are on UG all day, don't deny it.


Somedays, I'm on here two days per day.
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#29
Hey even though i'm on alot doesn't mean i don't get chicks. The reason why i don't get chicks is because i'm butt-fugly, so suck it.
#30
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What are you? 13?



and for the record i have a gf. you you and this thread fail.
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#31
And pointing that out does what exactly? First off, I'm sure there are a lot of people like myself who only log on at work, while others log on in the evening after the day's over.

Seems to me that you're the one not "getting any chicks" and you've created this thread to make yourself feel better about your own shortcomings.


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#32
Really, you are basing this off of coming on here twice and seeing some of the same people who are logged on? Besides, who goes through that entire list of members that are on and looks for the same people?

I think someone here is lonely. Who needs an ego boost? Comon, you know you do, TS. But it's ok, we (well, some of us) forgive you. Welcome to the Pit.
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#33
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BLASPHAMY!!

Your comment has been marked as "Improbable Concept" by the Board of People Who Do Shit

I abstain!


I shall not be part of this tomfoolery!
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#35
Quote by Metallicaxp
Hey even though i'm on alot doesn't mean i don't get chicks. The reason why i don't get chicks is because i'm butt-fugly, so suck it.

spoken like a man.
#38
OH GOD... ITS TRUE!!! ITS ALL TRUE!!!! HOW DID HE KNOW? *goes off to cry*
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#39
Bitch, I lay more chicks than Mother Goose.
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#40
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Ive been a member on here for a couple days and have determined the people on this forum(the pit) get no chicks. How could you when the same people are on everytime I log in which has been 1 time in the morning and 1 time at night. Spending all day on a forum is just sad. Ill be praying for you all.


I've been a member on here for a few years and I have determined that only pre-pubescent children and children fresh into puberty find it necessary to speak highly of themselves in comparison to others, often in celebration of their freshly dropped testicles.

Don't jump the gun, buddy, if you play your cards right your balls will be there for many years to come.
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