#1
where did this whole thing start on the internet...about pirates being better or ninjas being better or whatever??


i know ninjas are badass but whats with the pirate ninja stuff?
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#3
Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
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#6
Zakk Wylde>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
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#7
I'm pretty sure it started when the ninja leader assassinated the pirate leader on his flagship,
but then realized ninjas can't swim and drowned getting away.

Both sides blame the other for their leaders' deaths,

and now they battle uncontrollably
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#9
Jesus>Zakk Wylde>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
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#12
This thing is from the internet? I was talking to this incredibly white/pasty kid who had obviously never seen the outdoors and all he was talking about was pirates and ninjas. I thought he was just the most pathetic/retarded fellow I had ever come across but I gave him a break for coming up with his own bullshit. But now that I see he was just repeating stuff he saw on the internet I realize the full scope of his patheticness. Incredible.
#13
Cream cheese>Satan>Jesus>Zakk Wylde>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
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#14
Space Vikings>Cream cheese>Satan>Jesus>Zakk Wylde>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#17
Taking shoes off after long day work >S pace Vikings>Satan>Jesus>Zakk Wylde>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
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#19
lol haha this thread makes me lol
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#20
Space Vikings>Jesus>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas>Poop>Satan>Zakk Wylde>Cream Cheese

Fixed
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#21
Consapated flaming ninja monkey and Jesus>Ninjas>Space Vikings>Satan>Jesus>Zakk Wylde>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
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#23
god damnit
there is NOTHING better than a space viking, its like the nuclear bomb for this crappy thread, everything afterwards has like 3 arms and speaks russian.
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#25
a Space Viking trained in the ninja ways ****ed a space viking trained in pirate ways.....that my friend gives you me...the most awesomenest thing ever
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a Space Viking trained in the ninja ways ****ed a space viking trained in pirate ways.....that my friend gives you me...the most awesomenest thing ever

no
it gives you a traitor space viking that hates itself, and with good reason
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#28
af_the_fragile>John Petrucci>Pirates>Consapated flaming ninja monkeys and Jesus>Ninjas>Space Vikings>Satan>Jesus>Zakk Wylde>Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
#29
buckethead>KFC>black people stealing KFC>black people like stealing and booty>pirates like STEAING booty>some of that booty was from a ninja>war comenced.


so its all bucketheads fault
#30
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#31
Ninjas with guitars > All
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#32
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buckethead>KFC>black people stealing KFC>black people like stealing and booty>pirates like STEAING booty>some of that booty was from a ninja>war comenced.


so its all bucketheads fault


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#33
Huzzah! look what I started!
We sailed through endless skies...

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#36
I don't understand it at all, i mean, Pirates aint got shit on a ninja, or anything at all really..

Samurai vs Ninja makes perfect sense.. But jeez, robots? pirates? jesus? what the hell man?