#1
Well this one time me and my friend were announcing a baseball game for his little brother.So I thought the mike was off while me and my friend were talking and I said,"Ladies and Gentlemen,testicles.That will be all."

By far one of the stupidest things I've done.So what have you done?
#5
Jumped off my friend's balcony onto his trampoline. Did a frontflip off of it and landed on my back. Thought I was paralyzed xD.
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#6
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Well this one time me and my friend were announcing a baseball game for his little brother.So I thought the mike was off while me and my friend were talking and I said,"Ladies and Gentlemen,testicles.That will be all."

By far one of the stupidest things I've done.So what have you done?


how young are you?
#8
Fooling around with someone elses man
Fooling around with him while stonned
pot.
call me Shelby

#9
I fell through the roof of a chicken coop(sp) the other day.. That was kinda dumb
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#10
I had a boner and tried to push it down with my books but i ended up rubbing it up this fat girls ass trying to get around her.......
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#11
I had sex with a girl..........at least that's what i thought at the time
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#12
Slipped and fell on sand... SAND
Duncan.Hills.Duncan.Hills. COFFEE!!!

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#14
when i was about seven i was on vacation at the beach and we found this bridge over an ocean channel type thing, so we jumped off the bridge into it because all the cool kids were doing it...


i didn't get hurt jumping off the bridge, but i did get hurt trying to climb up the jetty to get back on land. go figure.

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
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#15
skated while i was wasted
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#16
Also, I watched porn at my grandparents' house, when I was separated from them by some sliding doors with slats in them. They were about 15 feet away from me.


Thank god I didn't get caught.
#18
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What happened after that?

Nothing really,everyone just kinda laughed.
#19
I jumped off my second story balcony four times when I was drunk, and I didn't get hurt at all.
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
#20
i will make a top 5 because i have done literally thousands of stupid thing (a synonym of stupid is awesome)

1.made an account on xbox live named "JemalfrmAtlanta" then i when on live and talked like a black guy to piss off racist southerners, one thing i said was "My full name is Tyrone Jemal Washington Jackson, but u can be callin' me Jemal"
2.I oiled the school floor with silicon oil (they had to completely refinish the floor)
3.i egged a mentally chalenged guys house
4. egged my art teachers house
5. threw a rock at a drunk guys car
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#21
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Fooling around with someone elses man
Fooling around with him while stonned
pot.

pot is not stupid
pot was created by the Aztecs for our entertainment
pot is only stupid if it is lined with crack ( i learned that the hard and accidental way)
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#22
Just now I ate an orange, and then I went to the toilet, and put the orange peel in the bog. Then I was like "Shit that's not right." And I had to get it out and put it in the bin.
#24
Considered, just for a second, voting for Hussein Obama. Then I woke up and realized it was a bad dream. I haz a dream....cicle That was the dumbest thing I've done