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How do i cut that little thing that holds the tongue down? its like the little thing under the tongue that keeps your tongue from moving freely. I was thinking about how much i would like to be able to extend my tongue to my nose or my chin. Should i see a doctor or can i do it by myself?
#2
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#4
OMG just reading that makes me really freak out, I pull my tongue back in really tight and almost swallow it, just the thought of what you are talking about feels weird.
#5
Do it with a rusty razor blade. Be sure to rub it on raw chicken meat, too.
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#6
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#7
do it yourself

then

make another thread with pics included

preferably film the whole process of freeing your tongue
#9
Fap and bite your tongue, that'll do the trick.
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#10
lol....
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#11
Dude. Duuuuuude. DUUUUUUUUUUDE. Unless your like my dad, and cant extend you're tongue more than like a cm past ur lips, which means ur tongue -tied(seriously), which u cant fix cause they do it when ur born, cutting that is BAD BAD BAAAAAAAAD idea, as it would just f*ck ur mouth up. But if you do di it plz post a pic.
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#12
no the reason is cuz i saw this lizard man on oprah and he did it with scissors so i figured i could to.
#13
....*faceplam here*(i'll get a picture later)
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#14
Just cut it?

But don't.
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no the reason is cuz i saw this lizard man on oprah and he did it with scissors so i figured i could to.

...You watch Oprah?
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#16
...you want to be like lizard man?

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
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#19
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Do it with a rusty razor blade. Be sure to rub it on raw chicken meat, too.


To ensure maximum efficiency, he should also dip the blade into some blood infected with AIDS.
#20
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#23
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exactly what i was thinking.
#24
my friends little brother had it done for some reason. but then they stitched it back up... but go ahead and do it.
#26
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How do i cut that little thing that holds the tongue down? its like the little thing under the tongue that keeps your tongue from moving freely. I was thinking about how much i would like to be able to extend my tongue to my nose or my chin. Should i see a doctor or can i do it by myself?


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#28
You have scissors right?

Then you know what to do.
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#29
What that Lizard man did was called tongue "bifurcation", which is the splitting of the tongue down the middle to get that reptilian look. What you're thinking of doing and what the lizard guy did are both dangerous and very painful to do yourself,

Go see a doctor.
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#30
Dude don't do it you dumbass that's where your salivary glands are! And there's an artery there. That's like saying, "I'm gonna cut the veins in my brain!! Doop do dah deep da doop!"
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#31
Gene Simmons had it done. You can bleed to death if done incorrectly.
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#32
Do it yourself....and when you bleed and are found dead. It'll be on the news...and then someone in the pit will post a link to a website telling all about it and we will all *facepalm*, and remember this.

So: DO IT!
#33
Dude... naw dude... hell naw...


DONT DO IT.

Thats just messed up man..

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#35
now i cant stop thinking about the part of the tounge. im jsut extending it and waiting for it to rip. ****KKKK YOU!! TS.
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#37
i've done it!

its soo cool.

i can lick past my chin (which is especially useful when that little sliver of butter starts running down it)


do it with scissors.

and post pics.

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#38
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OMG just reading that makes me really freak out, I pull my tongue back in really tight and almost swallow it, just the thought of what you are talking about feels weird.



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#39
OP, I saw that guy and thought the same thing- that'd be really cool. I made sure I had plenty of antiseptic on the scissors and cotton buds to stop the bleeding AND IT WORKED. It hurt quite a bit when I did it, but a few painkillers later (not aspirin, as this will thin the blood and make it bleed more), I can lick my nose! The wound took only about a day to heal as well. Go for it!
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