#1
First of all i work at Wal Mart. So on the other day i was bagging some underwear and suddently i understood that is belongs to some cute girl which smiled to me, i got excited, her too, she even left me her phone number

should i call her

or i should wait until she calls me


i dunno am so lost

i am ready for all these things now
#3
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#8
You should probably throw away her number and forget about the whole thing.

It seems like the only logical thing to do,
and probably what she intended
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#10
call her. girls are usually too shy to make the first move. she wants to make sure you like her back. by you calling her. shell think you like her back.

imo
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Cute girls at WalMart?




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lol hez a freek


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#16
You're a cool_dude, you'll figure it out.
She's bagged a real keeper though. When you do stop sweating and shaking about what to do, pass that on to her: Jett says you're a real fucking keeper.
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#17
I, literally, have no idea what the hell you just typed.

Did the underwear belong to the girl? Why did you both get so excited? What things are you ready for?
#19
relationship thread

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#20
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I, literally, have no idea what the hell you just typed.

Did the underwear belong to the girl? Why did you both get so excited? What things are you ready for?
I think he'd had to replace his underwear due to excitement, hence bagging it.
#21
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I, literally, have no idea what the hell you just typed.

Did the underwear belong to the girl? Why did you both get so excited? What things are you ready for?


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#25
Wal-Mart... girls... cute... ???

You're gonna bone a single mother.

Call her you twit!
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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#26
You must wait 1 to 2 days before you call. Call to soon and you will seem too eager. I know this is very gay, but this is how women work. There is some kind of flaw in their emotional circuitry. It is what it is. Wait a day or so before you call, but DO call.
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Call her... Duh...

SPOILER::: Thats why she left you her number



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#29
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why did i find that so foreign?
I've been here since '04.

#30
Tell her the underwear she bought is defective and that you would like to inspect it for safety reasons. The defect is in the elastic band so you'll have to inspect them while she's wearing them for optimum assurance.


Suriously, ****ing call her.
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#31
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You must wait 1 to 2 days before you call. Call to soon and you will seem too eager. I know this is very gay, but this is how women work. There is some kind of flaw in their emotional circuitry. It is what it is. Wait a day or so before you call, but DO call.


thnx but i've been waiting for almost a week now, i cant seem to control feelings within myself, i cant eat , i cant really sleep , am i in love?
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Cute girls at WalMart?


Is she black??
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