#1
I will keep this short.

I turn 18 in seven days, so my mom recently asked me "What do you want to do for your birthday?" So I replied "I don't know, what wasn't I legally allowed to do before?" She just laughed, though I was somewhat serious.

So now that I am going to be 18, what are some things that I can do now that I couldn't legally do before. So yeah, any suggestions.

Thanks pit.
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#2
strip clubs, for 18+
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#4
You can buy porn and cigarettes and sit calmly by as you watch another year of your life disappear.
Basically it just means that you are a year closer to dying.
#5
Being 18 is just like being 17. You do everything you did before, just this time it's not as fun because you're now actually allowed to do it
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#6
Order the Girls Gone Wild Finally 18 DVD.
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#8
Take your mother to said strip club, buy a porno and some cigars together, kick back with said cigars and porno, and see where the night goes.

It'll be your best birthday ever.

EDIT: after you guys clean up, don't forget to vote together too.
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Last edited by Jett Diamond at Sep 21, 2008,
#9
go buy porn. what else?
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#11
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go to stripe club

dude, those are the bomb.
i love the blue and yellow stripe clubs the best.

anyway, tell your mom that you want cigarettes and porn for your birthday.
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#14
Legally buy a bottle of Jack and get loaded.
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#15
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Kill yourself.

But seriously. Move out of your moms.


I'll leave for college when high school is over anyway
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#16
Now you can go to jail


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#21
Quote by Jett Diamond
Take your mother to said strip club, buy a porno and some cigars together, kick back with said cigars and porno, and see where the night goes.
It'll be your best birthday ever.

EDIT: after you guys clean up, don't forget to vote together too.



holy cow dude! he who thought of this has some disturbing issues...
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#24
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holy cow dude! he who thought of this has some disturbing issues...


Get use to the Pit.
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#26
strip club
bet on the kentucky derby
smoke a cigar or hookah or cigarettes
get porn
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#27
now is a good time to stop touching little kids u freak
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#29
When im 18, im gonna make a road trip to montreal (its only like 6 hours away) and get wasted. half a year to go
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#30
Hit up a hookah bar then go to a strip club.
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#31
Vote.
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#33
you can go on porn sites legally

now u wont have to lie about your age.
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.