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#1
If you had to pick one or the other:

A) Live for 3 days and do whatever/whoever you want, have all the money in the world... then, DIE after your 3 days of fun...or

B) Live out the rest of your life without any sexual contact of any kind... not even a kiss.


*Post another question when this one gets boring... such as:

Lose your legs or lose your genitals?
"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit...They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."
#2
I choose A
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#4
Um...
niether?

Seems like a pointless ultimatum to me.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#5
^lol
"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit...They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."
#7
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B. My life wouldn't change at all.


LMAO

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mine wouldn't either

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B. My life wouldn't change at all.

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#9
I'd choose B. While my raging hormones and masculinity dictate otherwise, there's more to life than sex. Really, there is.


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But seriously, B.
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#10
B....nothing would change =[
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#12
^ what about kids? you'll never have kids then?
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#14
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B.
There's more to life than sex.

you're right, that's why he put the money part in there

but i'd choose B, no doubt.
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B. My life wouldn't change at all.



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#17
could I postpone the answer what until I'm about to die than choose (a)?
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#18
I must ask my lawyer before I answer any questions after the 9-11 misunderstanding.



He advises me not to answer the first question. I am however proud to inform you that I may answer the 2nd one.

Loose my legs.

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#19
Um, B.

You guys should go outside more. Well, just anyone who chooses A and actually means it.

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#23
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^ what about kids? you'll never have kids then?

There's always adoption. Though, I would be sad if I could not have biological kids.
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#24
A. Id play a 3 day music festival with all my favorite bands with me replacing the lead guitarist with sex breaks inbetween.
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#26
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LMAO

BAHAHAHAHAAHA



mine wouldn't either


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#27
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There's always adoption. Though, I would be sad if I could not have biological kids.


i don't think any woman would want to be with a man who can't satisfy her both mentally and physically... I mean, would you be with a girl who can't have kids or even touch you??? It would be a looong, lonely road my friend
"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit...They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."
#29
There are potent drugs in this world. Some satisfy more effectively than sex.
#30
no, that's sexual contact lol
"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit...They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."
#31
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I must ask my lawyer before I answer any questions after the 9-11 misunderstanding.



He advises me not to answer the first question. I am however proud to inform you that I may answer the 2nd one.

Loose my legs.

*This post does NOT reflect the personal feelings of Chris Hansen, nor any of his friends.


Hmm.




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#32
I don't understand how people can think that just because they can't have sex during their entire life means it would be boring.

B. Most definitely. It would suck a bit not being able to sex your wife, but whatever.

Oh, and spermbanks for the guy who said you couldn't have kids.
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#33
A of course. Call me crazy but to not even be able to kiss your would be lover would kill me.

I wouldn't go crazy with it though, I would probably just do everything I ever wanted and chill with someone important to me.
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#34
well i would choose b. but that's only because nothing would change at all and then if i got sick of it i could always change my mind and do a later
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#35
Thats one hell of an ultimatum

But life isn't all about sex

Then again in 14 so I don't really have a good say in this because A I'd miss soo much life while B I've never had sex so i wouldnt know


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#37
if i choose b, can i still whack it?
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#38
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B. My life wouldn't change at all.

Mine would! WOO!
#40
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I'd choose B. While my raging hormones and masculinity dictate otherwise, there's more to life than sex. Really, there is.
Re-read the question. He said do whatever you want for 3 days. Of course the assumption is that most guys will include getting laid as part of "doing whatever you want" but the thought exercise is that you get a fixed 3 days of having your every wish come true as oppose to a whole lifetime of being able to anything you can find the means to with the exclusion of physical contact with the opposite sex.

Anyway, there are things that I want to do before I die and I'd rather have 3 consecutive days of realizing those ambitions followed by expiring happy, than to live a mediocre life trying to find the means to achieve them with varying degrees of success. Plus, by the time I do kick the bucket, the achievements will probably not have amounted to a total of 72 hours anyway. So A.
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