#1
So I came across this one article today that caught my attention. Normally I don't like to butt into a celebrity's personal life but the first paragraph of the article almost had me fall of my chair laughing. See for yourself:
Teenage sensations the Jonas Brothers are already thinking about marriage and they're looking to their fans to fill the role.

Anyone else have any opinions? Here's the whole article http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331010&GT1=28102
#2
When asked if they would ever date a fan or someone who isn't famous they responded, "The answer is yes. We have already dated fans or girls that are not celebrities. In fact, we really like to believe that the girl we will spend our lives with will be our biggest 'fan.'"


Translation: A fat 9 year old who fingers herself to a High School Musical poster while singing along with Camp Rock.

F*CK YOU JONAS BROTHERS!!!
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#4
Nick Jonas has Type 1 Diabetes...man that's really gotta suck, I dont care how much money they're making and what not, but damn...that really sucks.
#5
If I were famous, I probably wouldn't want to marry a celebrity, either. What's the big deal?
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They only want to marry so they can get past their chastity ring's promise thing.
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Translation: A fat 9 year old who fingers herself to a High School Musical poster while singing along with Camp Rock.

F*CK YOU JONAS BROTHERS!!!



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#9
I read somewhere that they wouldn't want to go out with fans.

Which leads me to my next question: WHY THE HELL WAS I READING ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS!?!?!?

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#10
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If I were famous, I probably wouldn't want to marry a celebrity, either. What's the big deal?

+1, I think it's the fact that they're wanting someone who idolises them to marry them, I think it's a bit wierd.

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If I were famous, I probably wouldn't want to marry a celebrity, either. What's the big deal?


+1.
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If I'm famous I'd want to marry someone who has never heard of me, that way she loves ME and not my image.
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If I'm famous I'd want to marry someone who has never heard of me, that way she loves ME and not my image.

That's what i was trying to say, but you phrased much better than me

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Lucky bastards. Just look at these fans!

Damn, those are some sexy bitches.
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#17
Settle down. They know that 90% of their fan base is a bunch of 12 year olds. Theyre trying to get their hopes up.

I'm thinking they should check out Bre Morgan
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#19
Honestly, I don't think you guys realize how much 15-18 year old pussy is thrown their way every day. I know pleanty of hot ass girls my age who like the Jonas Brothers and fuck, I'm almost 20.

I find it funny that they are "already thinking about marriage" considering they are what... 16-20 years old? They obviously just want to start banging chicks (if they haven't already) without looking like douchebags.
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Settle down. They know that 90% of their fan base is a bunch of 12 year olds. Theyre trying to get their hopes up.

I'm thinking they should check out Bre Morgan


Oh yes, use someone a Pit Monkey has been with. Nice plan asshole. Lol.
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Translation: A fat 9 year old who fingers herself to a High School Musical poster while singing along with Camp Rock.

F*CK YOU JONAS BROTHERS!!!

omg, thats got to be the funniest shit ive read in a long time =D. and its so true!!
and the jonas brothers are faggots, im sorry but they are. like esp. over that whole "promise rings" bullshit, im not saying to have sex before your married but that just fcking sounds gay... "promise rings"??
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omg, thats got to be the funniest shit ive read in a long time =D. and its so true!!
and the jonas brothers are faggots, im sorry but they are. like esp. over that whole "promise rings" bullshit, im not saying to have sex before your married but that just fcking sounds gay... "promise rings"??


They have anti-premarital sex rings?

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Fags.
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touche sir.
#24
How the fuck do you think they have so many fans? Its all part of the disney machine, families eat that "pure" shit up without realizing that their music heroes were probably all massive drug addicts.
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#25
****ing Jonas Brothers. I have curly hair and wear suits a lot. I'm sick of being told I look like them. I used to look like Bob Dylan.
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It's just a stunt to get obsessed fan-girls even more obsessed with them.


Nick Jonas wont **** me until we're married!!! I love him so much more now!!!

Dude the 9 year old fat chicks want his c*ck... NOW!
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touche sir.