#1
this is my favorite song in the world, and it kills me that i'm too retarded to tab it myself.
you can listen to it here
it isn't on any website or tab book because it's on a relatively rare and somewhat unpopular album.

i can't offer you money, or sex, or anything good, but i would be very grateful and love you forever like a chinese mail order bride.

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY.