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#1
ok, tonite i got in a stupid fight with my mom earlyer and my dad didnt understand the issue and just came up and whaled me in my right ear for a duchy reason and for the whole night i have not been able to pick up the resonating low frequencys of sound (like the low vibration of a door when shut). it feels like its plugged up like on a plane but when i try to just pressure my sinuses (like how to "un-pop" your ears on an airplane) i actually feel my breath go thru my sinus and the moisture of it thru my ear canal...WHAT THE HELL!... therefore, because of this little pop in my ear, i could proboably be able to breath out of it if i really tried. yet i really dont want to, id rather have it heal naturaly if there is anything healable in it

anybody have an explanation to this? im really freeked out by it
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#2
Your ear drum is punctured, you are going to die in 21 hours and 42 minutes. I'm sorry, but there's nothing we or modern science can do for you.
#4
aight, im goin to be eatin dinner that time tommorrow most likely, anything i should say to my parents when im eating dinner during those last 20minits?
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#5
you can heal it by going out there and punch your dad right in the left ear

everything will be balanced out
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#6
punch your dad in his right ear (an eye for an eye)

tell him your deaf now and make him feel bad...then tell him to buy you something you want so you feel better.
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#8
seriusly guys, i already got back at my dad. (actually my mom took care of it).

what can i do ontop of waiting for it to go back to normal (and punching my dad)?
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#9
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ok, tonite i got in a stupid fight with my mom earlyer and my dad didnt understand the issue and just came up and whaled me in my right ear for a duchy reason and for the whole night i have not been able to pick up the resonating low frequencys of sound (like the low vibration of a door when shut). it feels like its plugged up like on a plane but when i try to just pressure my sinuses (like how to "un-pop" your ears on an airplane) i actually feel my breath go thru my sinus and the moisture of it thru my ear canal...WHAT THE HELL!... therefore, because of this little pop in my ear, i could proboably be able to breath out of it if i really tried. yet i really dont want to, id rather have it heal naturaly if there is anything healable in it

anybody have an explanation to this? im really freeked out by it

yeah that happened to me like 5 times in my life lol feels really weird ay lol lol lol srry I just find it funny when it happens
#10
He whaled on you? Like he stuck a whale in your ear?

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#12
seriusly guys, i already got back at my dad. (actually my mom took care of it).

what can i do ontop of waiting for it to go back to normal (and punching my dad)?
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#13
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He whaled on you? Like he stuck a whale in your ear?

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Edit: What did your Mom do to your Dad?
#14
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ok, tonite i got in a stupid fight with my mom earlyer and my dad didnt understand the issue and just came up and whaled me in my right ear for a duchy reason and for the whole night i have not been able to pick up the resonating low frequencys of sound (like the low vibration of a door when shut). it feels like its plugged up like on a plane but when i try to just pressure my sinuses (like how to "un-pop" your ears on an airplane) i actually feel my breath go thru my sinus and the moisture of it thru my ear canal...WHAT THE HELL!... therefore, because of this little pop in my ear, i could proboably be able to breath out of it if i really tried. yet i really dont want to, id rather have it heal naturaly if there is anything healable in it

anybody have an explanation to this? im really freeked out by it

yeah that happened to me like 5 times in my life lol feels really weird ay lol lol lol srry I just find it funny when it happens
#16
she like verbally uberpwnd him. and gave him a few hits. it was quite epic. but still, what shuld i do with my ear? and guitardood, what did you do to help that?
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#17
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What the fuck? Am I the only one who's seeing double posts 7 minutes apart?


No, I saw that too

It took me a while to figure out exactly what the hell was going on too.

Really isn't anything you can do other than wait it out and see if it gets better or in a better situation see/call a doctor about it.
#18
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What the fuck? Am I the only one who's seeing double posts 7 minutes apart?




i see it too

on top of that everytime i click on the UG page it sends me to a porn site...
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#19
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What the fuck? Am I the only one who's seeing double posts 7 minutes apart?



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#21
A ruptured eardrum is a tear or hole in the membrane of the middle ear, usually as a result of injury (trauma). The eardrum may also rupture from fluid buildup in the middle ear.

A person with fluid buildup in the ear may have severe pain that gets better or goes away when the eardrum ruptures and the pressure is relieved. A ruptured eardrum usually drains suddenly, leaking fluid that often looks like pus and smells bad or may even be bloody.

The eardrum usually heals on its own in 1 to 2 weeks, usually without hearing loss. However, the injury or infection that caused the rupture usually requires treatment and a visit to a health professional.


Taken from WebMD.com, I took the liberty of guesstimating on your symptoms and I nailed it *wildly thrusts pelvis in celebration*
#22
cmon guys. im having an issue atm
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#23
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cmon guys. im having an issue atm

Well if you don't even provide pics, how the bloody hell is the internet supposed to diagnose you?

"There's a hole in my ear..."
Great?
Might wanna take that to the doctors.
#24
lol i can breathe out my ear not nice but cool pool party trick go under water and blow bubbles out your ear lol
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#25
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cmon guys. im having an issue atm

Goddamn, will you shut the fuck up? You keep bitching and somebody actually went on WEBMD and you're still not satisfied? Go jam a pencil in your other ear, go to a doctor, and get your dad arrested.

Goddamn.
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#26
1. You probably have a ruptured eardrum.
2. Use guilt to make your abusive father buy you something.
3. Report him to social services for UBERlulz!
4. Wait it out like everyone said because it almost always heals itself.
5. Move out.
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#27
i had a band practice once and this guy turned up his guitar way too loud and i literally shaked when he played. after practice my ear was shot and i even went to the doctor and he said give it time and thats all you need to do just let it be and it will eventually heal
#28
It should go away after a day or so. This has happened to me twice, once when I got hit in the side of the head with a basketball, the other when I was shot in the ear playing paintball. Shit sucks I know..
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#29
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Goddamn, will you shut the fuck up? You keep bitching and somebody actually went on WEBMD and you're still not satisfied? Go jam a pencil in your other ear, go to a doctor, and get your dad arrested.

Goddamn.


**** dude, give it a rest. my ear is messed up and im not gonna get my dad arrested just cuz of this one time. im sure as hell you would probabaly bug the crap out of people about you haveing sum weird issue you havent had before. damn, theres a reason why i put up this thread and then a another post saying "other than waiting it out (and punching my dad), what shuld i do?". damn your about as genious as a bag of rice
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cmon guys. im having an issue atm

yeah bro mine wasn't caused by the same thing as yours though mine was just because I'm weird lol but dude if you worried about it ask your mum to take you to the doctors or just leave it alone for now unless it's hurting or something but yeah idk. I know how you feel though because some faggot chick screamed in my ear and I couldn't hear properly for a few hours but then it got better better by the next day and another time that same stupid chick chucked so slimy gross mud from the bottom of a lake and pegged it straight at my FACE AND IT WENT IN MY EAR AND I WAS REALLY FREAKING OUT CUZ I COULD NOT HEAR AND I COULDN'T GET IT OUT GOSH IT SUCKED BUT I JUST GOT SOME WATER CLEANED IT OUT AND YEAH BOTH THOSE TIMES IT DID THAT BREATHING THING I EFFING HATE IT! but yeah maybe see a doctor dude sorry I can't help man
#31
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1. You probably have a ruptured eardrum.
2. Use guilt to make your abusive father buy you something.
3. Report him to social services for UBERlulz!
4. Wait it out like everyone said because it almost always heals itself.
5. Move out.

6. ???????
7.PROFIT!


Seriously though. If he buys you something that's profit. That's the first time I've ever seen one of those work.

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#32
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yeah bro mine wasn't caused by the same thing as yours though mine was just because I'm weird lol but dude if you worried about it ask your mum to take you to the doctors or just leave it alone for now unless it's hurting or something but yeah idk. I know how you feel though because some faggot chick screamed in my ear and I couldn't hear properly for a few hours but then it got better better by the next day and another time that same stupid chick chucked so slimy gross mud from the bottom of a lake and pegged it straight at my FACE AND IT WENT IN MY EAR AND I WAS REALLY FREAKING OUT CUZ I COULD NOT HEAR AND I COULDN'T GET IT OUT GOSH IT SUCKED BUT I JUST GOT SOME WATER CLEANED IT OUT AND YEAH BOTH THOSE TIMES IT DID THAT BREATHING THING I EFFING HATE IT! but yeah maybe see a doctor dude sorry I can't help man


thanx dude for relating. and givin some comfort to the situation

gosh, im just so aggrivated rite now
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#33
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thanx dude for relating. and givin some comfort to the situation

gosh, im just so aggrivated rite now

have you talked to you mum about it?
#34
Quote by Cutlass_253
6. ???????
7.PROFIT!


Seriously though. If he buys you something that's profit. That's the first time I've ever seen one of those work.


dude, he was a paramedic, im sure he would believe that he truely deafend me and actually give me a quarter to go buy sumthing. not to sound harsh (cuz im not).

theres nothing i can gain out of this besides pesturing the crap out of him when ever i want when i have my "hearing impairment"
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have you talked to you mum about it?


yea, she knows about it. she said "wait a day untill i can get to the doctors nearby". she seems to be a good person about it. even when she started the whole argument. im pissed at both my mom and dad equaly so.
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#36
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**** dude, give it a rest. my ear is messed up and im not gonna get my dad arrested just cuz of this one time. im sure as hell you would probabaly bug the crap out of people about you haveing sum weird issue you havent had before. damn, theres a reason why i put up this thread and then a another post saying "other than waiting it out (and punching my dad), what shuld i do?". damn your about as genious as a bag of rice

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#37
just relax man, i think your just all shaken up cause your dad hit you, honestly if you really feel its bad go see a doctor thats all you can do, no one here is a doctor and there is no over the counter medicine to help this kind of stuff so let it go and give it time
#38
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yeah bro mine wasn't caused by the same thing as yours though mine was just because I'm weird lol but dude if you worried about it ask your mum to take you to the doctors or just leave it alone for now unless it's hurting or something but yeah idk. I know how you feel though because some faggot chick screamed in my ear and I couldn't hear properly for a few hours but then it got better better by the next day and another time that same stupid chick chucked so slimy gross mud from the bottom of a lake and pegged it straight at my FACE AND IT WENT IN MY EAR AND I WAS REALLY FREAKING OUT CUZ I COULD NOT HEAR AND I COULDN'T GET IT OUT GOSH IT SUCKED BUT I JUST GOT SOME WATER CLEANED IT OUT AND YEAH BOTH THOSE TIMES IT DID THAT BREATHING THING I EFFING HATE IT! but yeah maybe see a doctor dude sorry I can't help man

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#39
Quote by amazing FretMan
punch your dad in his right ear (an eye for an eye)

tell him your deaf now and make him feel bad...then tell him to buy you something you want so you feel better.


An ear for an ear, you mean.
#40
doppelganger, i love your avatar
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