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Woah wsup pit i bet this is probably not the best place to put this out but i just had to share this with everyone. I'm having a really shitty day.

Earlier today in class i was sitting down my mates and suddenly a girl in my class who likes my friend wants to sit next to him. Of course i was sitting right next to him and she tells me to move away.
Her and I've had arguments before so she thinks I'm inferior to her so i do the right thing and say no. She says don't make things hard and just move so i cant be botherd to start another argument and just move to the side. Man i was so pissed i was about to scream SHUT THE **** UP and grow up you dumb bitch .. i was sitting here first and if you dont want to sit on the open seat over there then go and sit somewhere else.

Man wont this idiot grow up .. kinda funny i think i need to grow up as well but i figure i didnt want to make a scene in a classroom full of 60 people. Anyways the next thing on my mind is one of my best friends is a idiot... right now he's hanging out with some other people ... a gang of potheads and just pretty much love to show off how much they drink and who they had sex with and how much pot they can get for just under 100 bucks.

So anyways he ignores me and acts differently to me when around these people and he has done this many times and i know for a fact in a few weeks when he no longer fits in that group hes gonna come back to me saying dude we r tight friends why havent we done anything. So bassically that douche bag is going to just want to be friends again because he couldn't get it on with the rest.

So pit i have two choices

1. If that dumb bitch annoys me again i go haywire on her ass and just punch her in the face

2. (This ill probably do) Just ignore my friend cause hes not a good friend.

I'm sure you guys can cook up some cool ideas oh btw i could use some serious advice on what to do from here.
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#5
She's the one that needs to grow up....re-evaluate the situation numbnuts
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Thanks dude .. i keep on telling myself that but sometimes it doesnt help and sooner or later i might just go to a quickly market and release my anger by shooting everyone inside nah just jk but u know what i mean ... Hitting the gym every now and then helps tho.
#8
Stop hanging out with your asshole friend. However, I came in here to tell you that you were a prick because of the title of the thread, but no need, just a bad title.
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#11
haha... yeah, i wouldn't consider dropping the friend yet. let her sit next to you and just sniff every now and then outta the blue and then when it gets quiet yell "omg that smell is you!" then hand her a bag of douche...
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haha... yeah, i wouldn't consider dropping the friend yet. let her sit next to you and just sniff every now and then outta the blue and then when it gets quiet yell "omg that smell is you!" then hand her a bag of douche...


Haha funny idea ...
#13
you have the power to screw the things up perfectly...
so this is what you do:
basicly... your "friend" is a bad guy... an asshole... and if you

1.just let that bitch sit next to him they might start going out,
2.eventually they will get married
3.and here you go you ruined 2 lives
4.win
5.???
6.proffit
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#14
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you have the power to screw the things up perfectly...
so this is what you do:
basicly... your "friend" is a bad guy... an asshole... and if you

1.just let that bitch sit next to him they might start going out,
2.eventually they will get married
3.and here you go you ruined 2 lives
4.win
5.???
6.proffit


Sounds like a really thought out plan .. i think it probably wont work but man would that be funny. Too be honest i just feel like beating the shit out of my friend i mean seriously beat him until he cant moves that how pissed i am.
#15
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Haha funny idea ...


seriously though, just forget about 'em both. if he's a friend then he'll come back after they've started hating each other.
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#16
Ok, let me summarize.

You don't like your friend.

A girl comes along and gives you a chance to get away from him by letting her sit in your place.

And you throw a hissy fit over that?

Best start filling out the McDonalds applications.
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#17
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Just get a bottle of strawberry sauce, scoot it on the seat, and let her on it.

Instant hilarity, props and revenge.



haha! way better than my idea. more humiliating cause she's gotta walk around with it all day. and you wouldn't have to explain your reasons for carrying bags of douche around randomly.
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#18
If it makes you feel better, I had an awesome day today. I went to the beach with my girlfriend, did some minor groceries, bought some dvds, watched said dvds, went on UG and so on...

So yeah, my life is awesome.
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Stop crying.
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#20
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you have the power to screw the things up perfectly...
so this is what you do:
basicly... your "friend" is a bad guy... an asshole... and if you

1.just let that bitch sit next to him they might start going out,
2.eventually they will get married
3.and here you go you ruined 2 lives
4.win
5.???
6.proffit


this guy is genius
its just becuase their general dicks ignore them
he is not your friend, **** him
the girls a bitch dont hit her that'll make things very hard for you, just try ruining her life somehow
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#21
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Ok, let me summarize.

You don't like your friend.

A girl comes along and gives you a chance to get away from him by letting her sit in your place.

And you throw a hissy fit over that?

Best start filling out the McDonalds applications.


It was more of the fact that i shouldn't have to get off my seat so that she could sit in my place kinda thing.
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Sounds like a really thought out plan .. i think it probably wont work but man would that be funny. Too be honest i just feel like beating the shit out of my friend i mean seriously beat him until he cant moves that how pissed i am.



On your horse mate, I've damn near done it...a punch and a headbutt and a knee to the face

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#24
Girls and their emotions?

Dude, you're the one who got all bitchy first, and, if you were a friend worth having, you'd actually try to help a bro get some. But, no, you had to be a whiny bitch and get your way.

Grow the **** up.
#25
stick it in her pooper
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#26
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Girls and their emotions?

Dude, you're the one who got all bitchy first, and, if you were a friend worth having, you'd actually try to help a bro get some. But, no, you had to be a whiny bitch and get your way.

Grow the **** up.

+1

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Girls and their emotions?

Dude, you're the one who got all bitchy first, and, if you were a friend worth having, you'd actually try to help a bro get some. But, no, you had to be a whiny bitch and get your way.

Grow the **** up.


Well thats kinda funny cause i mean since you dont know the full side of the story i guess it would be easy to assume that i'm the asshole here. First off... i dont do things my way i respect everyone and their choices so instead of telling me to grow up and saying stupid remarks about being all bitchy while dont you just sit down and just stfu.
#28
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On your horse mate, I've damn near done it...a punch and a headbutt and a knee to the face

Just make sure you aren't wearing white, blood is hard to get out of white....thats why I only wear all black


No white gotcha! I'll were black just incase haha never know when that day comes probably soon.
#29
Anyways what i'm trying to say here guys is that i can get over this.. its just i dont know what to do if the idiot bitch in my class pisses me off again or when my friend comes back hoping we can be friends again because honestly i'm sick and tired of it but like many of you guys say just get over it and dont be friends with the douche.
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Well thats kinda funny cause i mean since you dont know the full side of the story i guess it would be easy to assume that i'm the asshole here. First off... i dont do things my way i respect everyone and their choices so instead of telling me to grow up and saying stupid remarks about being all bitchy while dont you just sit down and just stfu.


Well, I think it kinda funny that you complain about this thing. Then you dont tell the full story, and complain when i call you an asshole. Hmm, so yeah look at that, and what good does it do being told to STFU over the interwebs?
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So pit i have two choices

1. If that dumb bitch annoys me again i go haywire on her ass and just punch her in the face

2. (This ill probably do) Just ignore my friend cause hes not a good friend.

I'm sure you guys can cook up some cool ideas oh btw i could use some serious advice on what to do from here.


1. Don't hit a lady, no matter how stupid. EVER. I will kill you (yes it is indeed a threat).

2. I lost my little brother last month because he wouldn't listen to my advice because he was doing similar things to yours. Just try to talk with him solo, try to at least get him to see your side and if he is a decent friend, he'll listen or at least soften his behavior. If he doesn't, then he is a crappy friend, but he is your friend and you should at least always have his back, but be firm with him. He'll come back once his world breaks down if he doesn't die first.

@ your buddy with the crazy girl

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1. Don't hit a lady, no matter how stupid. EVER. I will kill you (yes it is indeed a threat).

2. I lost my little brother last month because he wouldn't listen to my advice because he was doing similar things to yours. Just try to talk with him solo, try to at least get him to see your side and if he is a decent friend, he'll listen or at least soften his behavior. If he doesn't, then he is a crappy friend, but he is your friend and you should at least always have his back, but be firm with him.

@ your buddy with the crazy girl

"Screw women...nevermind that's the general idea..."


"Screw women" no but i know what you mean ... at one moment they can boost your ego and the other take it away ... but to be frank i just like to think of them screwing up your mind and stuff but thats just me i guess .. u can never get to connected.
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Don't hit girls, because of anal p.c types like the guy above. Frankly i think girls don't deserve any special treatment, their equals, aren't they?

I can see your problem and I sympathize, but you put it across in a very.... well lets just say its hard to like you with the way you're posting. But here's the solution.

1. Stop hanging out with your asshole friend, tell him to fck off and go die. People like that are useless.
2. Stop sitting there... with that asshole friend, then that girl wont bother you. If she really ticks you off, throw something liquid on her, some gravy-based dish sounds good. Though I don't think what you've said so far warrants that.
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Don't hit girls, because of anal p.c types like the guy above. Frankly i think girls don't deserve any special treatment, their equals, aren't they?

I can see your problem and I sympathize, but you put it across in a very.... well lets just say its hard to like you with the way you're posting. But here's the solution.

1. Stop hanging out with your asshole friend, tell him to fck off and go die. People like that are useless.
2. Stop sitting there... with that asshole friend, then that girl wont bother you. If she really ticks you off, throw something liquid on her, some gravy-based dish sounds good. Though I don't think what you've said so far warrants that.


I can understand what your trying to say and i respect that ... i know i may sound like the biggest ass in the world right now but i'm just having one of those days where u no longer can take it and just wanna get pissed at everyone and everthing so sorry if i'm being really anal about everything i guess i just need to calm down and move on with everything. but thanks for the helpful advice.
#35
so she waz liek move and i was like no and she was like nao and i was like k koo'.
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I can understand what your trying to say and i respect that ... i know i may sound like the biggest ass in the world right now but i'm just having one of those days where u no longer can take it and just wanna get pissed at everyone and everthing so sorry if i'm being really anal about everything i guess i just need to calm down and move on with everything. but thanks for the helpful advice.


actually if you read my post properly. i was referring to faceinthecrowd and his threat to kill you(yea right) if you harmed a woman.
#38
what does "tl;dr" mean?
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