#1
i got a damn assignment due tomorrow and im pissed stoned.
about what would you invent to better humankind.
only thing that bumps in my head right now is weed that gets you higher ==
any ideas ?
#4
I would invent a teleport system

It will make transport much easier, quicker, cooler, safer, overall cheaper and you won't be get terrorists blowing them. All advantages over the plane
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#5
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I would invent a teleport system

It will make transport much easier, quicker, cooler, safer, overall cheaper and you won't be get terrorists blowing them. All advantages over the plane



+1

This mans got it, BUT then teh terrorists could transport RIGHT into the pentagon...or better yet, our TS could get right into the canadian medical marijuana green house

Just remember TS if you make a teleporter and get into teh Canadian medical marijuana greenhouse, medical marijuana isn't as strong as normal pot, so get some extra
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#6
I'd invent a thing I'd call Computers

ALREADY EXISTS? YOU'RE SCREWED!
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#7
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i got a damn assignment due tomorrow and im pissed stoned.

And that's your own damn fault!
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#9
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I would invent a teleport system

It will make transport much easier, quicker, cooler, safer, overall cheaper and you won't be get terrorists blowing them. All advantages over the plane


+1
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#10
I would invent a portable Electro Magnetic Pulse device that can be thrown at a passing car to shut off it's subwoofers. For an extra $1000 bucks, you can get an automated machine to do it for you while you're asleep, and the bastards keep driving by at 3 in the morning. Seriously, they're only gone long enough to go to the Dollar Store up the street, are you buying one thing at a time?!?!? AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

DON'T GIVE THEM THE PEACE SIGN!!
Stupid emoticon.

EDIT: If they re-invented Pringles with ridges, the world would be peaceful. Whatever happened to those?
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+1

This mans got it, BUT then teh terrorists could transport RIGHT into the pentagon...or better yet, our TS could get right into the canadian medical marijuana green house

Just remember TS if you make a teleporter and get into teh Canadian medical marijuana greenhouse, medical marijuana isn't as strong as normal pot, so get some extra


I was thinking in set places, sort of like bus stops but more plenty, so you wouldn't be able top sneak in 10 Downing Street or the Pentagon
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#13
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smoke more weed maybe?



wouldn't better mankind. some argue that it contributes to global warming...
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#14
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some kind of rippled chip making machine, man that would be cool

Ripple EVERYTHING.
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#17
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I'd invent something that prevented people getting stoned when they have other stuff they should be doing.


It's allegedely called the police force.

I'd invent somehting that has perpetual motion - free energy for all. I'd ruin the world economy.
#18
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It's allegedely called the police force.

Alledgedly, but the police do generaly tend to deal with crimes after they've taken place.

I was thinking more along the lines of an apparatus that bolts to a person's skull, can tell from reading your brainwaves if you have something to do and if you are stoned or not, then if you are, zaps you with electricity until you are wide awake.
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#21
I think you should tell your teacher you were really high and upon realising that you had troubles doing your assignement, tell her that you decided a good invention would be something that realises you have work to do so you can't get high. Think of the productivity of the world.
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#22
You should put, "ban homework".

The teacher will be all "aaah!"

Either that, or you should invent a machine to correct racism. I can mock you up some schematics if you want.
#23
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darn
im just gonna create a vaccine for aids.

why? do you have aids?
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#24
Write down the following:

The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!


The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.

Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
#25
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I'd invent a thing I'd call Computers

ALREADY EXISTS? YOU'RE SCREWED!



Hahaha

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#26
There's nothing left to invent.

You're going to fail.

Suicide.
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