"Hmm, who are you?"
"I'm a drunk hobo. I ate your cheese and puked everywhere in your bathroom"

Major lulz.
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"Hmm, who are you?"
"I'm a drunk hobo. I ate your cheese and puked everywhere in your bathroom"

Major lulz.


He ate teh cheese!

He is a dead man
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try to stick as many things as possible in his pooper
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haha. that's creepy as hell though. and what kind of "mess" did he make in the bathroom?
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So where was the son?

He was in the cheese! AAAAHHHHH!!!

EDIT: Oh, he was sleeping with the parents. Guess I should have read the whole thing.
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it sounds to me like mr stranger pwned....

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I dunno about you guys, but i'd tell him that if he didnt give me copious amounts of blowjob, that he'd have to go find somewhere else to sleep.
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