Dan Rather is coming to speak at my uni tomorrow and I was just wondering if you pit monkeys had any good questions for him.
How often do you fap?
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maybe she passed out in the bathroom. You should have found her then had one of your friends yell "FINISH HER!" like from mortal combat and then jizz on her
Dear Mr Rather.. y so srs?

But seriously.. who the hell is this joke you call Dan Rather?
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My Q's:

1: Who Are You? Oh Wait Weren't You On Family Guy Once?
2: Have You Ever Been In The Pit?
3: Do You Find The Words "Rape" and "Fap" Inappropriate Solutions To A Problem?
5: What's Seth Macfarlane like in real life?
6: Who Is Your Favourite Dr.Who?
7: Have Any Of These Questions Made You Laugh?
8: Can You Write Me A Cheque?
9: Have You Got Dinner Plans Tonight?
9A: (if he says "no") Would You Like To Grab A Bite? I Hope You Don't Mind Me Making Terrible Puns On Your Second Name.
9B: (If He Says "Yes, With My Wife) Would You Like Me To Come Along And Make That Awkward For You?
10: Do You Have Kids? Do You Regret It? Can I Have Them?

I'll add more when I think of them.
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Daniel Irvin "Dan" Rather, Jr. (born October 31, 1931) is a journalist and former news anchor for the CBS Evening News and is now managing editor and anchor of a television news magazine, Dan Rather Reports, on the cable channel HDNet. Rather was anchor of the CBS Evening News for 24 years, from March 9, 1981 to March 9, 2005. He also contributed to CBS' 60 Minutes. Rather left CBS Evening News in 2005 and the network itself in 2006.

Here are some "Ratherisms"

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"This race is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O."
"This thing is as tight as the rusted lugnuts on a '55 Ford."
"This race is tight like a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach."
"He swept through the South like a tornado through a trailer park."
"Don't bet the trailer money on it yet."
"It's a ding-dong battle back and forth."
"Look at that. Can't get a cigarette paper between 'em."
"His chances are slim to none right now, and if he doesn't carry Florida, Slim will have left town."
"If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun."
"You would sooner find a tall talking broccoli stick to offer to mow your lawn for free."
"Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder."
"It's cardiac-arrest time in this presidential campaign."
"It's too early to say he has the whip hand."
"It's about as complicated as a wiring diagram to some dynamo."
"This election swings like one of those pendulum things."
"This will show you how tight it is - it's spandex tight."
"Al Gore has his back to the wall, shirt tails on fire with this race in Florida."
"Smelling salts for all Democrats please."
"Maybe you can bring some perspective on this, we're plum out."
"When the going gets weird, anchor men punt."

And the best part:

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In 2004, he was featured in the documentary film "Barbecue: A Texas Love Story" by Austin-based director Chris Elley. Two years later, Rather and Elley educated a group of New Yorkers in Madison Square Park about the true meaning of BBQ and its significance to the identity of the Lone Star State. Rather began the discussion with a direct statement: "Let's get this straight folks. If it ain't beef and it ain't in Texas, then it ain't barbecue."
Ask "What's The Frequency Kenneth?"
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Ask "What's The Frequency Kenneth?"

Haha, this might be a good one, but I am afraid he will either flee in terror of being beaten, or shove his boot up my ass.