#1
why does a footballer (soccer player) get a yellow card if he takes off his shirt to celebrate a goal?
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#4
Indecent exposure, apparently.
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#5
Because it'll offend ethnic minorities who believe a stupid, over-paid dick getting topless is 'Offensive"
#6
Can't really remember, but it's a daft rule anyway. Probably to 'not cause offence' or 'keep play going'.
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#7
Because the rules say so, don't ask why, some people get offended way too easily.
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#11
So i don't run from the crowd onto the pitch to rape the player.
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#13
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to keep gays away form the sport

and woman
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#14
Because only women should be allowed to do so.
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#15
It's to reduce stoppages in the match. Players have to keep all kit on all the time on the pitch.

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#16
poor sportsmanship possibly? i know there's some stuff banned in the nfl for that reason. ( yes i know he's not talking about american football)
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#17
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Can't really remember, but it's a daft rule anyway. Probably to 'not cause offence' or 'keep play going'.


it most likely is one of those reasons, its a stupid law anyway
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#18
Because every time a man takes his shirt off in public, a kitten cries.
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#19
homophobia?
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#21
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To stop players from showing us the ads on the shirts under their club shirts if I recall correctly.


yes!!! thats it, thats why
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