#1
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Here's mine.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
#2
gummy bears, lots of them.
My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
ribbons of euphoria
#3
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your armageddon clock, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
#4
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate united nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Cool

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#5
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
#6
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
I just need about $3.50
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I'm the motherflippin'
#7
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your unholy weapon, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


better one


Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, confused by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate the internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Yeah i finally got round to all this, so, what shall i put here?

*insert hillarious ego boosting qoute here*


THE GAME
you just lost it
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#9
Replace every video on youtube with Linkin Park's 'Crawling'

Thus ending all life in a gigantic suicide.
#10
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
#11
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, frightened by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

win
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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#12
Quote by Våd Hamster
Replace every video on youtube with Linkin Park's 'Crawling'

Thus ending all life in a gigantic suicide.
You sir are a criminal mastermind.
#13
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to leave, horrified by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must smash the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

hahahaha
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#14
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to bite their nails, baffled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.


Atleast mine makes sence. Sexy sence
#15
Quote by rigiddigits
You sir are a criminal mastermind.



You may call me...

TØR HAMSTER!
#16
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a superman. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a ancient gomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Rawr!
#17
Quote by Våd Hamster
You may call me...

TØR HAMSTER!
Tør = dry
Våd = wet

My Danish sucks. Ah who cares, I'm in your sig (and yours only )
#18
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a town mascot. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison the town's water supply. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your plague of doom, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

I'm going to try it.
#20
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

Yeah!!!
We're only strays.
#21
Quote by rigiddigits
Tør = dry
Våd = wet

My Danish sucks. Ah who cares, I'm in your sig (and yours only )


Injokes FTW

Ohh, I feel special now
#23
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
#24
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the white house. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your unholy weapon, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

I will have my zombie horde.
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