I didn't know who this person was, but he bumped into my arm in the hallway while running after one of his classmates. I'm around six foot, senior, and general don't like being bothered. When I see a 4 foot tall mother****er running around committing shenanigans and physically involving me in the process, it pisses me off.

I started imagining things.

I thought about giving him an axe to the face. Guns are too loud, and you can't really enjoy the pain you're inflicting. Or maybe grabbing a nearby fire extinguisher, shoving the hose down his mouth and pulling the trigger. Maybe it would be one of those fire extinguishers that gets rid of oxygen, and I would hear his lungs compress instantly. I wonder how that would sound.

The other day, I thought about gouging out a fat woman's eyes with my car keys.

I don't like people touching me.
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Please oh great mods of UG ban Union Jake for his pointless threads!
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I'm pretty sure that's fairly normal and that all people have thoughts like that from time to time.

. . . At least I do.
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man bro, thats harsh. Next time just stick your foot out there. He will fall and not get seriously hurt and you will get a good laugh out of it. seriously though, id chill. I dont think it would be worth it to kill someone (all the trouble that causes) just because someone bumped into you.

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+1 on wanting to rip apart little kids

The other day, one of the little guys was being a douche to the girls in front of me, and in the process banged into me a few times. I threw him at the wall and he cried.
I do it a lot. Shakes them up a bit, puts them in their place and no physical evidence is left.

But I'll remember the fire extinguisher idea for next time.
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I asked my son he said nothing but he just asked me he wants a psyachatrist (spelling?) Because he heard voices calling out his name. What a freak.

Control your life through insanity.

May I suggest a psychiatrist?
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Shut up and fuck off. You fail at being a badass.

And stop with the threads, you ice cool circle jerker.
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There isn't really a point to this thread that involves the rest of the pit is there?
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wow jake you're getting pretty pit famous with all these crazy threads..
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.

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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life