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#1
...what would it be?

I would remove the memory of some old lady flashing us at a gig


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#5
There's a show on tv right now and they're talking about masturbation and a 50 year old woman with a holland-ish (or whatever the word is) accent is talking about it and her favourite vibrator, which is about as long as my forearm.

If you could erase that from my mind, that would be nice. Thanks.
#6
Quote by freedoms_stain
The bits of Kingdom oF Heaven (starring Orlando Bloom) I didn't sleep through.

lol


umm when i walked in on my roomate masterbaiting and he looks at me and was like ahh you caught me..
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#7
I'd like to erase my memories of seeing the ocean for the first time, and snow, and a stunning sunset, so the next time I see those things it'd be a completely new experience for me and I'd be able to appreciate it so much more than I did when I was five, or however old I was the first time.
#8
That ONE time I went to 4chan, and probably when I got dumped
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#9
I would erase fear. The I could finally grope anyone, anywhere.
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#10
my whole life
/emo replies

anyway, i would erase.. I dunno nothing really
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#12
Quote by freedoms_stain
The bits of Kingdom oF Heaven (starring Orlando Bloom) I didn't sleep through.
i got my english teacher to show that last year (grade 8). Some kid actually threw up.
#13
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#14
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i got my english teacher to show that last year (grade 8). Some kid actually threw up.
Hmm, this confirms my worst fears.

It IS worse than I thought.
#15
when i ended up watching 2 girls 1 cup
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#18
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I'd like to erase my memories of seeing the ocean for the first time, and snow, and a stunning sunset, so the next time I see those things it'd be a completely new experience for me and I'd be able to appreciate it so much more than I did when I was five, or however old I was the first time.


Wow, just wow.

I'd probably erase the memories of going to rotten.com, that stuff was nasty, though I get tempted to go back every now and then, I resist ofcourse.
#21
I would erase everything to do with the internet, except for MSN and musical related stuff.
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#22
BME Pain Olympics.... Or wait, I take that back........ It made me like, immune to everything...
#23
Quote by rigiddigits
I'd like to erase my memories of seeing the ocean for the first time, and snow, and a stunning sunset, so the next time I see those things it'd be a completely new experience for me and I'd be able to appreciate it so much more than I did when I was five, or however old I was the first time.



Yeah, that's a great one actually. I think I'd like to erase the more humilating and/or traumatic points of life too.
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#24
Even though I know I would have eventually experienced it, I would go back about two months and made sure I didn't realise I'm going to die one day.

Yes. It's a fact of life, and everyone experiences that terrifying time when you REALLY realise that you're not going to exist one day, but to experience it at 3AM, when your brain is at a vulnerable state?

I was scared for another hour. It's been about two monhts since that night, and I'm still kind of shook up. I'm slowly regressing back to my average way of living, but I'm still not completely comfortable with the idea.

I'm sure this seems petty to some, but I can't properly describe it in text.
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#25
If I could erase anything, it would be watching the original Omen when I was little (9-10 years old). It still gives me goosebumps at night even now (11 years later).
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#26
Quote by fallenangel20
Even though I know I would have eventually experienced it, I would go back about two months and made sure I didn't realise I'm going to die one day.

Yes. It's a fact of life, and everyone experiences that terrifying time when you REALLY realise that you're not going to exist one day, but to experience it at 3AM, when your brain is at a vulnerable state?

I was scared for another hour. It's been about two monhts since that night, and I'm still kind of shook up. I'm slowly regressing back to my average way of living, but I'm still not completely comfortable with the idea.

I'm sure this seems petty to some, but I can't properly describe it in text.


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#27
watching 2g1c, typing qqqqq or whatever that is into google and pressing I'm feeling lucky, bme pain olympics, all other internet related things that have tainted the innocence my youth, ect.
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#28
A good bit of my school life.
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#29
I would probably erase the time I saw my mum get hit by a car
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#30
Quote by fallenangel20
Even though I know I would have eventually experienced it, I would go back about two months and made sure I didn't realise I'm going to die one day.

Yes. It's a fact of life, and everyone experiences that terrifying time when you REALLY realise that you're not going to exist one day, but to experience it at 3AM, when your brain is at a vulnerable state?

I was scared for another hour. It's been about two monhts since that night, and I'm still kind of shook up. I'm slowly regressing back to my average way of living, but I'm still not completely comfortable with the idea.

I'm sure this seems petty to some, but I can't properly describe it in text.
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#31
Quote by MustangSVT
If I could erase anything, it would be watching the original Omen when I was little (9-10 years old). It still gives me goosebumps at night even now (11 years later).


Oh man that movie still gives me the creeps and im damn near 18 years old
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

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#32
Quote by Sylvanus
Wow, just wow.

I'd probably erase the memories of going to rotten.com, that stuff was nasty, though I get tempted to go back every now and then, I resist ofcourse.

i just cant resist. im going right now. ....

but the pics are mostly fake anyway
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#33
Ex-girlfriend.
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#34
Quote by freedoms_stain
Probably the best thing that could've happened to you.

Now start living bitch.

Yeah, that's one of the main things that got me out of my semi-depressive funk.

I've got all sorts of plans and risks and shenanigans I've decided I MUST accomplish before I kick that savage bucket.


It's still a thorn in my side, since I know there's nothing I can do about it, but at least I know where my priorities lie.
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#35
i would erase my last relationship.
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#36
Quote by fallenangel20
Yeah, that's one of the main things that got me out of my semi-depressive funk.

I've got all sorts of plans and risks and shenanigans I've decided I MUST accomplish before I kick that savage bucket.


It's still a thorn in my side, since I know there's nothing I can do about it, but at least I know where my priorities lie.
Well, good for you. Everyone has to realise the end is coming, better sooner than later. Avoid awkward mid-life crisis.
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i would erase my last relationship.
Hmm, I think I already forgot my last bad relationship, but a year and a half ago I woulda said this.
#37
I would erase... most of the social part of school and losing pets/family members and getting hit by a car and nearly losing my leg after i got poisoned and.... is it possible to erase most of my life?
#38
The Game.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
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thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#40
Quote by freedoms_stain
Well, good for you. Everyone has to realise the end is coming, better sooner than later. Avoid awkward mid-life crisis.

+1

Is that really what most people's mid-life crisis involves? If so, then that's pretty crazy.
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