#2
you don't wanna know
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#10
***** yourself out to 10 fat chicks for 15 dollars a piece.
or ***** yourself out to one REALLY fat chick for 150.
Quote by armon77
im american but i think canada would win. they would probably lay low until everyone took each other out and then finish the last one standing off in one fell swoop. sneaky bastards.
#11
Quote by kitty_teh_fish
Walking. I go walking every night just to get some air. Its very cool and free.



walking is a good idea. I'm going out with a friend and I don't want to spend any money.
Winner of the 2011 Virginia Guitar Festival

Protools HD
Lynx Aurora 16/HD192
Mojave, Sennheiser, AKG, EV etc mics
Focusrite ISA828 pres
Waves Mercury
Random Rack Gear

65 Deluxe Reverb
PRS CE 22
American Standard Strat
Taylor 712
#12
Streaking.
It's good for you.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#13
fap
Fender 1989 MIJ Strat (It's from the 80's, so it's gotta be legit!)
Breedlove AC25 SM
#15
Fap. Guitar. Sex. not neceassarily in that order.
and also, why would you take your name from an RA Salvatore character? I know hes cool and all, but thats a little extreme. at least go for the coolest one, like Drizz't or Wulfgar.
#16
It seemed like a good name at the time. I'm not obsessive or anything I just liked the name.
Drizzt is too extreme. Wulfgar would have been a decent idea,
Winner of the 2011 Virginia Guitar Festival

Protools HD
Lynx Aurora 16/HD192
Mojave, Sennheiser, AKG, EV etc mics
Focusrite ISA828 pres
Waves Mercury
Random Rack Gear

65 Deluxe Reverb
PRS CE 22
American Standard Strat
Taylor 712
#17
Write a song! Make something, watch videos you otherwise couldn't... dump out a tube of toothpaste!

And since I'm here... Can someone give me there opinion on this? I need unbiased opinions, and I'll tell you what it's about if you want.

Stuck on me why wont you go
I've tried everything you wont leave me alone
Try after try you are back again
Been trying to lose you since I don't know when

week after week and day after day
You, just won't go away
Everything I've been told everything I've been shown
Just won't work

Man in white
I asked to help me in this plight
Trying to rid me of this ghastly sight
But it just won't work
ooh no it just won't work

Ooh everything I've been told
Everything I've been shown
Stuck on me till I grow old
It Just won't work

Year after year month after month
Seek of a cure but it doesn't seem near
I ask you to aid me oh give me a hand
None of this has gone as I have planned

Sun in the sky another day passes by
your still here and I don't know why
Should have left me by now or so I've been told
But I think you're stuck on me till I grow old
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#19
Quote by tonedeafidiot
Grand Theft Auto 1 & 2 are free now.




Where!?
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#20
go to a McDonalds play place and hit on the mothers' little children.
In heaven all the interesting people are missing - Nietsche
#22
Quote by tonedeafidiot
Rockstar's official website.


Thanks man, are they big to download?
I only ask because dial up is my current way of surfing the internet
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#23
fap on people's windows so they get all cloudy.
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
- Dr. Dre
#24
Quote by floppypick
Thanks man, are they big to download?
I only ask because dial up is my current way of surfing the internet

They're a little over 300MB each, so download 2 first