#1
so i got an english essay to write. the topic:

a cat always lands on its feet.and buttered toast will always land butter side down. therefore, what would happen if a peice of buttered toast were tied to the back of a cat (buttered side up) and then the cat was tossed off the roof ? would the cat land on its feet or would the buttered toast land buttered side up? OR would the universe implode because of the two opposing forces pulling at each other?


what the ****
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#7
Quote by Faux
The ASPCA would come get you for animal cruelty. And PETA would kill you. Also SPETT (Society of People for the Ethical Treatment of Toast).


I lol'd

But neither of those statements are true, as has already been said.
#9
you realize that toast does NOT land butter side up it's a 50/50 thing it's just an expression. Also cats USUALLY land on their feet, not ALWAYS
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#10
i know its not true i think its just to talk about the concept of forces.

but seriously. what the ****
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#11
Today I dropped a bagel and it landed cream cheese side up, that's why bagels are way better than toast. Also everyone knows the cat toast joke, it's gotten old.
#13
the correct answer is to kill you english teacher.


hes a dirty 4-channer


EDIT: it would be perpetual motion and anti-gravity no?
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#16
Quote by eti0
The universe would'nt implode, the cat would if high enough.


No, it would EXplode... Thats different
#17
Quote by drunkinkoala
Today I dropped a bagel and it landed cream cheese side up, that's why bagels are way better than toast. Also everyone knows the cat toast joke, it's gotten old.

Really? I've never heard of it before.
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