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#1

Just tell 'em Billy sent ya!
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#2
lol?

I think...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#3
LOL, i was just imitating this guy today. ironic.
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#4
I remember when my dad bought Oxyclean for about $20 once, and it didn't work. I laughed.
#5
Dude, Oxi Clean worked for us. That stuff is godly.
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#8
Quote by WeAretheArsenal
his commercials would suck if he didn't shout.

so true. Thank the lord he does shout.
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#9
Quote by WeAretheArsenal
his commercials would suck if he didn't shout.



very little that I read online makes me laugh out loud. good job, sir.
#10
i hate that guy, he's like the mafia of organized infomercials..uses intimidation and scare tactics to make you purchase his crap. that's not his real hair either, that's the latest product you must have. AMAZING INSTA-HAIR! JUST SLAP IT ON AND GO! order now and you get the revolutionary Beard piece, that's two products for the price of one!
#12


Our Cillit Bang toting, side-parting donning, shouting and ever so handsome Barry Scott is better

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#13
i wonder who would win in a battle to the death between those two? i imagine lots of dumb little gadgets would come into play before they both just blind each other with their respective cleaners and give up.
#14
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i wonder who would win in a battle to the death between those two? i imagine lots of dumb little gadgets would come into play before they both just blind each other with their respective cleaners and give up.

Or they just shout at each other until the death.

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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#16
^ don't know why, but that dude kind of looks creepy. I blame the jaw line and the hair.
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#18
Barry Scott vs Billy Mays? It's a clash of the Titans!
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#19
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I f*cken love those commercials. This guy ftw.
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#20
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I f*cken love those commercials. This guy ftw.

Vince is a douchebag. Billy would destroy him.
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#21
Billy Mays is God of everything infomercial related.

And don't forget, BILLY MAYS SPEAKS IN CAPS LOCK!
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#22
Don't know where this was from originally, but it's pretty funny.



HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS TO BE ****ING CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. SON OF A SHIT!

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ****ING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING ******. THOSE ****ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ****ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO GO TO HELL.

CALL 1-800-555-5555. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU ****ING SKIDMARK.
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#23

Me and my friends constantly yell at people as Billy Mays at lunch.
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#24
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#25
Vince from Shamwow always looked like an ex-con who got a second chance to me.

When I was in elementary school, my best friend was Billy Mays' nephew or second cousin or something like that. His name was David Mays.
Kind of nominated for Best Retired User.


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#26
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#28
He needs to shave that damned blacksmith's beard.

Me and my uncle make fun of this guy all the time.
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#29
Its back!
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#30
Dave! You sly dog you!
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#31
Quote by FloyDZeD
Don't know where this was from originally, but it's pretty funny.



HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS TO BE ****ING CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. SON OF A SHIT!

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ****ING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING ******. THOSE ****ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ****ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO GO TO HELL.

CALL 1-800-555-5555. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU ****ING SKIDMARK.


Holy ****ing shit I actually pissed and nearly shit in my pants.
#33
I misread the title... I was all set to talk baseball

anyways, Shamwow beats the crap out of anything Billy sells.
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


-Ginger Baker
#34
Quote by BostonLP


anyways, Shamwow beats the crap out of anything Billy sells.

Dude... GTFO. The Super Shammy was out way before the Shamwow. Vince is just an idiot.
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#35
Quote by BostonLP
I misread the title... I was all set to talk baseball

anyways, Shamwow beats the crap out of anything Billy sells.

Willie Mays ftw.

You a Red Sox fan?

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Willie Mays ftw.

You a Red Sox fan?


Hells yes!

Damn those rays... although I'm happy to take a split up to Fenway!
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


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#38
Quote by InvaderTSN


A challenger appears.

haha


I can understand him needing the headset if he was at a car show, or some other convention, because he needs to talk to a crowd, but it's a COMMERCIAL! Mics are sufficient.
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#40
This thread is awesome.
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nice discovery, sir.


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