Vagabond21
UG's Alvin York
Join date: Feb 2008
705 IQ
#1
Look, I don't think I'm any better than anyone else.

But some people are just unreliable due to a lack of intelligence. That doesn't make them any worse of a person though.

I'm experiencing that today. How ****ing hard is it to use a measuring tape?!?!?!?!??!

I ended up having to interrupt the poor guy about 5 times to get the answers I needed.
I felt bad for doing this but I had to get the job done.

Anyways, does the pit have any dumbasses at their workplace?

If so, how did you deal with them?
gallagher2006
UG Addict
Join date: Mar 2006
5,854 IQ
#4
Used to work in an office, and I remember the office snitch being the worst.

"Oh did you hear what so n so said about you?"

"Oooo the boss is pissed with you!"

etc. was balls. Offices suck soooo hard
Vagabond21
UG's Alvin York
Join date: Feb 2008
705 IQ
#5
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I patronise them as much as I possibly can. I provide an educational service.


I would do this but the guy is black and has threatened to sue the company for racial reasons whenever anyone tells him he's doing a bad job.

We have another black guy that works here, and he does his job well. NO ONE bitches at him.

No one here is racist.
imsimon
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Join date: Jan 2008
582 IQ
#6
Call in Alan Sugar.


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merfsullivan
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Join date: Dec 2003
274 IQ
#9
Wait... You interrupted him to figure out how to use a tape measurer, the easiest tool to use ever... So you want us to come up with ways that you can tell him to deal with your dumbassery? Or did you misphrase your original post?
Vader, Darth
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Join date: Sep 2008
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#10
The price for incompetence within the empire is great.

Plus, all my minions have began looking at these earth workplaces and they've started to get these crazy ideas in their heads like unions, mandatory work breaks, safety inspections...blah...and I'm like what. the. hell. Are you kidding me? The first few I dealt with accordingly, but seriously, they whine and moan about this crap all. the. time. Do they just not see that all of that impedes what I'm trying to accomplish?
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
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#11
I fire them.
No really I do.
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darkstar2466
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Join date: Mar 2007
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#12
Quote by Jackal58
I fire them.
No really I do.


Well, that makes sense in your line of work. You can't really afford for people to be dumbasses. Shit breaks down and you've got many lost lives on your hand?
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Jackal58
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#13
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Well, that makes sense in your line of work. You can't really afford for people to be dumbasses. Shit breaks down and you've got many lost lives on your hand?

Absolutely. I drink for a reason. I don't need any more.
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Join date: Jan 2008
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#14
see if you can help him in any way. If that is advise to possably look into somthing else workwise... so be it. Dot get pissed on him\her. Try to look at the deal from his\hers side.
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PETERFKNPARKER
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Join date: Jul 2008
476 IQ
#15
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nah...



Terry Tate will knock them down like a sack of shit
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Mistress_Ibanez
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2006
994 IQ
#16
I work with the public so my day is spent dealing with dumbasses.

I normally try reason, but when they are off their face on drugs and getting angry I usually just go back of house and get secuity to throw them out.
MightyAl
Banned
Join date: Apr 2007
121 IQ
#17
Quote by Vagabond21
I would do this but the guy is black and has threatened to sue the company for racial reasons whenever anyone tells him he's doing a bad job.

We have another black guy that works here, and he does his job well. NO ONE bitches at him.

No one here is racist.

Get them to work together. Maybe the guy who does his job well will sort him out. Or maybe stupid is contagious, in which case you're all screwed.
slayer_rule_\m/
Nothing is good.
Join date: Aug 2007
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#18
Quote by Jackal58
Absolutely. I drink for a reason. I don't need any more.

Just out of curiosity what is your occupation?
beyondthegrave
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Join date: Jan 2006
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#19
Quote by Vagabond21
I would do this but the guy is black and has threatened to sue the company for racial reasons whenever anyone tells him he's doing a bad job.

We have another black guy that works here, and he does his job well. NO ONE bitches at him.

No one here is racist.


he cant sue for someone tellin him hes doin a bad job
MightyAl
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Join date: Apr 2007
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#20
Quote by beyondthegrave
he cant sue for someone tellin him hes doin a bad job

If he can convince a lawyer that the complaint is racially motivated, then he can. And many lawyers will believe him because he is black.
J-B
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2008
158 IQ
#21
Quote by Vagabond21
Look, I don't think I'm any better than anyone else.
I guess me and you are different, I sure as hell am better than everyone I know. Including you
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Pleasure2kill
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Join date: Apr 2007
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#22
When I worked at a fast food place I'd get dumbasses all the time... They'd come up to the counter without reading the menu and then just take forever and ask me about everything. Now I work in a clothing store and it's just as bad, people are pretty rude and mess up the clothes I fold.
Of course, I value the money I get for these jobs, so I just have to use alittle self-control and just ignore them and put a smile on my face while I help them along. I don't mind really. Soon I'll be in the Navy and won't have to deal with any customers at all!
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J-B
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#23
Quote by Pleasure2kill
When I worked at a fast food place I'd get dumbasses all the time... They'd come up to the counter without reading the menu and then just take forever and ask me about everything. Now I work in a clothing store and it's just as bad, people are pretty rude and mess up the clothes I fold.
Of course, I value the money I get for these jobs, so I just have to use alittle self-control and just ignore them and put a smile on my face while I help them along. I don't mind really. Soon I'll be in the Navy and won't have to deal with any customers at all!
Everyone knows the navy always has male customers
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Pleasure2kill
METALLICAAAA
Join date: Apr 2007
789 IQ
#25
Quote by J-B
Everyone knows the navy always has male customers


I hate those jokes!! Damn you!!
Seriously though I'm just really glad that I'll be getting the hell away from customer service!
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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uk.mace
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Join date: Nov 2006
1,246 IQ
#28
Quote by Vader, Darth
The price for incompetence within the empire is great.

Plus, all my minions have began looking at these earth workplaces and they've started to get these crazy ideas in their heads like unions, mandatory work breaks, safety inspections...blah...and I'm like what. the. hell. Are you kidding me? The first few I dealt with accordingly, but seriously, they whine and moan about this crap all. the. time. Do they just not see that all of that impedes what I'm trying to accomplish?


I'm starting to wonder whether this guy actually is Darth Vader
darkstar2466
Fly, you fools
Join date: Mar 2007
1,145 IQ
#29
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I worked in Sportsworld.

I was employed by dumbasses, I worked with dumbasses, and I served dumbasses. So glad I quit.




Same thing with me when I worked for Subway. My co-workers were actually really cool though. They were the only source of sanity in that hellhole.
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MotleyCrueSATD
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Join date: Jan 2006
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#30
Quote by merfsullivan
Wait... You interrupted him to figure out how to use a tape measurer, the easiest tool to use ever... So you want us to come up with ways that you can tell him to deal with your dumbassery? Or did you misphrase your original post?


he didnt misphrase anything go back and re read it. hes saying that the black guy couldnt use a tape measure.
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Jackal58
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Join date: Mar 2007
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#32
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Just out of curiosity what is your occupation?

I fix airplanes.
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Vagabond21
UG's Alvin York
Join date: Feb 2008
705 IQ
#33
Quote by beyondthegrave
he cant sue for someone tellin him hes doin a bad job


He can sue us if we fire him.
MetalMegaMan
UG's Megaman
Join date: Sep 2007
764 IQ
#34
report them to a manager if the problem persists or teach them how to do it. some people are just plain idiots.

i had people at my work who couldn't clean tables or wash dishes right.
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Jackal58
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#35
Quote by Vagabond21
He can sue us if we fire him.

Make him quit. It's a lot more fun than firing them at times.
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Vagabond21
UG's Alvin York
Join date: Feb 2008
705 IQ
#36
Quote by Jackal58
Make him quit. It's a lot more fun than firing them at times.


I have a suspicion that this is happening.

He's screwed up so many times it's unbelievable.

The worst part is that he's not very good at explaining things. I kinda feel bad for the guy but it's a dog eat dog world.
Jackal58
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Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#37
Quote by Vagabond21
I have a suspicion that this is happening.

He's screwed up so many times it's unbelievable.

The worst part is that he's not very good at explaining things. I kinda feel bad for the guy but it's a dog eat dog world.

You're in construction aren't you?
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